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[asloversgo18]

So some guy in England went into the hospital for a triple bypass surgery, and when he woke up, his THREE wives were there to meet him, and obviously quite pissed because they didn't know about the others

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[togartgreen]

salad fingers is wonderful

[asloversgo18]

Oui.

how bout dishes you bitch

[smileinthedark]

^

yah.

But if I have to choose dont be passe and get Ugg boots. Or we won't be friends in California

Re: how bout dishes you bitch

[smileinthedark]

uggs are the most comfy things that have ever graced my feet. you wont be dissapointed. even though mine are fuggs, ive heard the real ones are luxurious. DO IT.

Re: how bout dishes you bitch

[smileinthedark]

oh sorry its skye. to lazy to login.

Re: how bout dishes you bitch

[asloversgo18]

Hahahahaha.....I love the way they feel, so I might get them.

How have you been?

[kahlil_85]

Do I really need to explain the advantages of three wives? Oh man, if I could pull if off....

[asloversgo18]

As if you could find 3 women who would even consider marrying you...

...I don't understand why someone would want more than one wife.

[kahlil_85]

Because you could have one wife deal with cooking/affection; another wife deal with sex and yelling at people for you; and the third...uh...more sex.

Plus think how much wood chopping you could get done.

[asloversgo18]

Is "wood chopping" something you do often...?