( mitch hedberg, dead at 37 )

hello* excellent.

"god, we regret to inform you that u.s. policy now dictates that we...bomb the fuck out of you up in heaven."
brilliant.

this layout is crap. utter crap. if crap was grey, it would be the exact image of this layout. [note: if your crap is the exact image of this layout, seek medical attention immediately.] i need to change it, but unfortunately i don't know what to do quite yet. i need to wipe it out. nevermind, idea ( Read more... )

YOURbeStbet24get: he doesnt have a working brain
YOURbeStbet24get: oh well
YOURbeStbet24get: i have a 37 inch penis
YOURbeStbet24get: we all haev our faults
o shes bad: the baby with the 19 inch penis!
YOURbeStbet24get: hahaha that was so funny
YOURbeStbet24get: wtf is wrong with me
YOURbeStbet24get: that was my argument for pro life
o shes bad: 'i ( Read more... )

if anyone had any songs by thirteen senses, it would be really nice if you could send them to me. :) i guarantee i have music that you want in exchange.

p.s. i am fifteen seconds away from destroying my family.

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one: i am dreadfully sorry, but church just...isn't my thing.

two: i don't think im the 'it' girl, sweetie. i'm just the luckiest.

three: happy easter. [merry or happy?]

"i'm gonna fuck her on the bar of fridays!!!"

haha.

edit.
record time!
::high five::

i'm a terrible person.

o hes good: i have no life
o shes bad: rich, you are amazing.
o hes good: heh
o shes bad: my day is made
o shes bad: i can go back to sleep

richie gooch makes me smile.