No dice grandma, sorry

[asmhaanndea]

I kinda dont like that Donnie Darko is going to be re-released. Its my all time favorite movie, and Ive seen it at least 25 times, and I still dont fully understand it, so I know that people will go to watch it because they think Jake Gyllenhaal is hott and in turn think the movie sucks because they dont get it. But whatever

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[darthsparky]

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[asmhaanndea]

i was counting on you to give me a good line, and you didnt disappoint!

[darthsparky]

i aim to please!