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I cant take any more.
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3 years ago, Chinese calender year of the cow .....Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calender year of the bird .....Avian flu. This year, Chinese calender year of the pig .... swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock ..........Anybody worried?
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Hell of a way for my daughter to come out of her room on her 16th birthday. Thank goodness that's a balloon under her shirt.


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... hold 'em up high wand wave them back and forth while you sing along!

DO IT!!!! because, sometimes we all want to. :)

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In three months I've managed to drop my cholesterol 83 points.  Went from 238 to 155!

Now to just get those pesky triglycerides in check. :P

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It'll probably get me killed. :P

Teh itsy bitsy spider crawled up your left leg!
Get the fucker off me to Anthony you did beg!
He grabbed the tiny arachnid and placed it on a mat. 
Next thing he knew you hit it with a rubber dong and made it go *SPLAT*!

This just sticks with me for some reason.

Time passes by

And the years fade into the distance

I look into the mirror and see a young boy

Full of hope and potential

A few moments later I stare again at my reflection

And I see a young teenager

Enthusiastic and full of life

Tasting love for the first time

Preparing to step into adulthood

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