What you should NEVER include in fanfiction...

[asondeiru]

I dug up one of the stories from my (dark) days of boyband fanfiction writing... and holy shit, was it painful. Not in a "I can't believe I wrote this, my self-esteem hurts" kind of way, but in a "I can't believe I wrote this SHIT" kind of way (if that makes any sense at all). ^_^() However, I read it through to the end. Not sure why, just did

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[amps84angel]

WOW! I had totally forgotten about that. But you are right. I loved it then, but in retrospect it wasnt realistic at all. Seriously, blue popcorn??? lol

[asondeiru]

Oh my god, I can't believe you remembered that without my putting it in the summary. *much props to you and a cookie*

[amps84angel]

lol ty yep i remember that was my favorite part. and the popcorn thing exploded and everyone thought it was a condom. hehe

[asondeiru]

Wow...

I remember writing that part because there was some colored popcorn maker thing on the market at the time. But yeah, the result of THAT was realistic, at least: poke hole in popcorn tin, place it over heat, and it'll pop open.

[kae_kae]

...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*snortgasp*hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Ah, I don't even think I finished reading that thing, to be honest. But now I know how it ends! Yay for me. But, seriously, dude. It's bad. Oh so bad.

And somebody's been reading VGR too much. :P