He who has made my fingers is He who has made them cross.

today's entry:

CANDY LEGGS

i kid you not. i'm looking at a copy of her driver's license right now.

with the exception of my trip to mammoth cave on sunday during the day, my weekend can very succinctly summed up in one word:

alcohol.

i used to kinda hate this record.
now, i kinda like it.

strangely, today has been better than yesterday.

also, i still have not seen the potc movie. shut up.

furthermore, if you are a selfish person, i don't think that i'm going to make time in my life for you. i have much, much better things to do. =)

in the past 18 hours, i've had three different people cancel their plans to hang out with me.
either i have the plague or... uhh... i have the plague.
regardless, this sucks.

death comesto matteson is playing new york city at the mercury lounge on tuesday, june 12. show starts at 700.

i'm excited that i get to go to nwe york city, even if it is for a few scant hours.
out of the whole mini-tour that we're going to do over the course of those few days, i really am most excited about going to new york city ( Read more... )

i like going into Otter's and getting an extra chicken tender for free.
totally made my day!

jerry falwell dead.

i wonder if he's got any shot of "getting into heaven"...
hmm....

i'm thinking about quitting my job.

does anyone want to hire me to write things for them?

it seems to me that courage, adventure, and CHIVALRY have been thrown completely out the proverbial window in this town.

i say we bring it back.
who's with me?