american football is still awesome.

i haven't been looked at like that in a long time.
it's on, isn't it?

we are a culture that is drinking itself to death.

no one ever won points with me by comparing themself to jesus christ.

i love this record:

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how did i end up OWING the federal government money?
this sucks.

$185 dollars down the fucking drain.

i've found a place to live.
sweet deal.

johnny cash's former home in hendersonville burned down yesterday.

bummer.

i finally got around to joining The Man Club by seeing 300 this weekend.

it's completely badass, yes, but it's really just gerard butler screaming for two hours.
and all there are boobs and abs galore.
and blood.
lots and lots of blood.

true story:

NetSpend (one of our vendors for work) actually issues TPS REPORTS.

i kid you not.
i just got an email about it at work.