[Voice]

[asouroldelf]

Right, so, seems I didn't burn the place down. Suppose that's a good mark on me. Good mark on Kennedy, he managed to keep his hands to himself. He ain't much for restraint now. It's a wonder he managed back in the day. Kurama, I don't know how your momma put up with you. Must've been a right terror in your day. Suppose it's a good thing that Wesker

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[voice]

[rebornmother]

You're terrible.

[voice]

[asouroldelf]

[A snort.]

I ain't no such thing.

Voice;

[sandstormed]

You don't have to "treat me classy like" Miss Avari.

Voice;

[asouroldelf]

No champagne flutes for you, then?

Voice;

[sandstormed]

There can be compromises.

Voice;

[asouroldelf]

Like, what? Wine glasses 'stead of champagne flutes?

[Voice]

[daughterofophur]

What would be a good reason for going there?

[Voice]

[asouroldelf]

Strippers, of course.

[Voice]

[daughterofophur]

Interesting. Who would these strippers be?

[Voice]

[asouroldelf]

Not sure. Your man there ain't bad at it, but he might not be up for a repeat. Most of the boys here are much too shy. Damn shame, really.

Private Avari // Kurama

[asouroldelf]

Eh... You're gonna have to lighten up on this, uh, dictionary talk, there.

Private Avari // Kurama

[asouroldelf]

Ahh, well. Suppose it was good then.

Right awful shame, though, your parents dying before they could see what you grew into.

(Can she handle that much leering?)

[lazarus_rises]

Iron's a good start. I can actually make the bullets if you can just find the stuff for me. Any chance that you might know what some of the trees around here are too?

I'm always up for a beer. Or whiskey. Or--you get the picture. We'd both drink Sam under the table, but I think you'd like him.

(She'll certainly put in her best effort!)

[asouroldelf]

Alright, then. And, yeah, ain't much hope for any wood elf what don't know their trees.

I ever tell you, you're my kinda man? I'm sure I'd like him. No need to worry there.

(I have the utmost confidence in her.)

[lazarus_rises]

We should go on a hike sometime. You could show me which ones would make nice strong stakes.

Well, I can't say I'm really surprised. I'm a fine specimen of my species. Way above average.

(Yuffie so totally needs to become a Harpy in Training..)

[asouroldelf]

Sure, I wouldn't mind that, eh? Forests likely full of fallen wood, shouldn't have much problem finding the good bits.

Yeah, you ain't so bad for a human.