Tremble and Quake, for Lo, Patrick Wields the Z-Core Bat

[aspara]

I bought it. People who say money can't buy happiness need to go out and buy the Z-core. It comes with a 400 day warrantee. Plus, it sings and transforms into a giant robot.

I am its master.
I wield the Z-core bat.
Students of Dentistry beware.

Comments

you may possess Z-Core, but you will never be its master.

[billyphuz]

those capricious powers are too much for any one mortal.

masterdom of the your weapon shall not come to pass until the final confrontation between the weilders of Z-Core, bat of thug dirt-nap +6 and Smjergurm, double-headed axe of largescale upholstery destruction +7.

it has been so prophesied.

[alfpogs]

Now we'll find out for sure whether the bat makes the player, or the player makes the bat. Dun dun dun.