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asphalt_skin

[I] adsertor

Jan 16, 2006 23:21

Today, I helped a couple in their late fifties spice up their sex life by telling them which vibrators were dependable and wouldn't break after a few uses. Really makes me remember why I went into this business. And why I sometimes want to kill myselfI think I'm meeting my two new roommates today. A tattoo artist and...uh...a hobo? Shit, I don' ( Read more... )

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sismarysunshine January 17 2006, 06:11:34 UTC

Anko~ you do such good for the world!

YAY! Hobo! And tattoo artist! OOH! I SHOULD GET A TATTO. ONE OF THOSE BIG ELABORATE ONES! Like a YAKUZA!

asphalt_skin January 17 2006, 06:36:25 UTC

I have a better idea. Get a chastity piercing. With tits like yours, you're gonna need it.

sismarysunshine January 17 2006, 06:39:19 UTC

...Wouldn't that be cold?

asphalt_skin January 17 2006, 06:44:08 UTC

It'd clink when you sat, I bet. But when you run out of pepper spray, you'll need a last line of defense.

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cursing_melody January 17 2006, 06:22:13 UTC

...hobo?

Oh, you better kill youself bitch - it'll be better than what I'll do to you when I get there.

asphalt_skin January 17 2006, 06:31:16 UTC

You first, slut.

And my name's on the fuckin lease. Good luck with the fuzz and paperwork.

cursing_melody January 17 2006, 06:42:59 UTC

Fucker - you're the one that works in the porn shop.

D'you think you're looking at someone who gives a shit?

asphalt_skin January 17 2006, 06:45:17 UTC

No. Hobos don't usually give a shit. That's why they're hobos.

Yes. I work in a porn shop. I make money.

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dramabunny January 17 2006, 06:50:28 UTC

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So which are dependable?

asphalt_skin January 17 2006, 07:01:37 UTC

I suggest the BigBoi3000. It's a little expensive, but Outkast released it, so you know it's gotta be good.

dramabunny January 17 2006, 07:15:56 UTC

I will certainly bear that in mind, thank you.

watch_my_world January 17 2006, 22:29:15 UTC

I would think The Rabbit would suit you perfectly.

watch_my_world January 17 2006, 17:24:59 UTC

People in their fifties still have sex? I hope you included a free blindfold with their purchase.

asphalt_skin January 17 2006, 22:19:59 UTC

I tried. They ended up with handcuffs instead. Wrap your mind around that one.

watch_my_world January 17 2006, 22:28:09 UTC

You violate my mind with such imagery.