Comments | asphalt_skin: [II] biduum

asphalt_skin

[II] biduum

Jan 19, 2006 19:59

Everyone's been talking about those fucking cats. I don't care. We don't have one and as long as I live here, we won't have one. Not our problem. But I'll tell you what is our problem. In fact, it's the whole apartment's fucking problem.

Those pigeons. They shit everywhere. I think it's time they went down.

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spark_subrosa January 20 2006, 04:00:23 UTC

..I don't know, there are an awful lot of pigeons.

asphalt_skin January 20 2006, 04:03:18 UTC

I've got an awful lot of time. I have until Saturday off. Would you like to help?

spark_subrosa January 20 2006, 04:05:03 UTC

I couldn't. They're just pigeons.

asphalt_skin January 20 2006, 04:36:21 UTC

They're just pigeons until they shit on your laundry. Then they're dead.

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chicksdigdogs January 20 2006, 06:25:19 UTC

If you get any pigeons, don't throw 'em away or anything. I'll take 'em.

Chouji makes a mean pigeon pie.

supine_sky January 20 2006, 07:37:24 UTC

...Please tell me that you're joking and that I've never mistakenly eaten any...

I know it's an Italian thing, but...that's it, I'm getting an ingrediants list from now on.

chicksdigdogs January 20 2006, 07:48:38 UTC

Nah, I'm joking. We've never managed to catch any. Though Akamaru's tried.

I thought if we could bag a few I could debone 'em and feed 'em to Akamaru. He could use the meat.

supine_sky January 20 2006, 08:06:03 UTC

I wouldn't reccomend city pigeons as edible for anything breathing, not unless you enjoy rabies. Especially none breathing the fumes exuded from this building.

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not_untouchable January 20 2006, 06:53:03 UTC

...Where the hell did the pigeons come from?

As long as you don't bring dead pigeon matter in the apartment, have a field day. Hell, kill a few for me while you're at it. I haven't got as much free time.