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asphyxiated_cat

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Mar 08, 2005 17:28

Today...

I ran errands...Cashed my checks for a total of 230.65 dollars or what not, something along those lines...I felt pretty good about myself adding up those big three checks...Sadly, I learned how to add in 1st Grade, so I shouldn't feel special whatsoever ( Read more... )

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le_oh_crocs March 8 2005, 15:25:51 UTC

I just sat at my computer laughing for litterally about 10 minutes...no joke..

Or maybe I'm just delirious

Oh tom, you slay me.

asphyxiated_cat March 8 2005, 16:41:33 UTC

I'm glad I made someone laugh haha...

chemisier March 8 2005, 17:04:45 UTC

NO NO NO

THE POINT OF THE PANDA JOKE IS PUNCTUATION. IT SHOULD BE WRITTEN:

"EATS, SHOOTS, AND LEAVES."

otherwise it actually describes what pandas eat. hello. there is a book called eats, shoots, and leaves that uses that joke as its title because it is all about punctuation errors and how to fix them. and YES, of course i own it. why wouldn't i? it is by lynne truss, if you must know.

anyway, though. it is still a good joke. and the "pangay" ending, plus the fact that i would've died trying to walk home in freezing rain tonight if not for you, more than make up for it so we're good.

asphyxiated_cat March 8 2005, 17:32:26 UTC

Haha, you would own a punctuation book too...I didn't know such a book existed.

And, thank you for the M&M's; you are a ridiculously amazing friend.

chemisier March 8 2005, 18:54:23 UTC

yeah, i would.

and you're welcome.

also your userinfo still says you're 17. which you clearly are not. yeah i really, really don't want to write this essay. though who knows if i'd still be reading literally everyone i know on livejournal's userinfo even if i didn't have to write it. probably.

asphyxiated_cat March 8 2005, 20:39:06 UTC

Ehh, I hate essays...You knew that though...I had a rough draft due for one today, but I just didn't do it, mainly beacuse the night before I had spent 5 hours on two science labs and wasn't about to type again. And besides, I usually just type one draft anyway, and it's good.

Good catch on my userinfo though, it's all fixed now. And yah probably Molly...Probably; lurking is fun though, and a good way to procrastinate apparently.