One of the only Public Entries since I made this journal Friends Only.. enjoy all you non-LJ friends
Updated as of 5/12/05
Did you know that a guy invented the bra? I knew, but forgot about it until today.
Liberaci's brother was named George. You know.. "I wish my brother George was here.." Were his parents mentally stable when they named Liberaci? I mean, what a huge contrast in names! "We'll name this one... George. Yes, that's a good, common, and sensible name.." "Hey, guys.. I've got a really good idea. Let's name him.. ok, stick with me here.. LIBERACI! WE COULD CALL HIM CHACHI!"
I think that conning should be made legal. You know.. being a con artist, and in addition to this, the punishment for regular theft would be really severe.. like, death. If conning was legalized, then robbers, in order to get what they want from other people, would have to outsmart their victim, which in turn would make the victim try to outsmart the CA. Robbers who are not able to outsmart their victim will soon be weeded out of society, because they'll resort to regular theft and be killed. In doing this, the overall intellect of this country would increase, because everyone would be trying to outsmart everyone else.
Sore throat medicine that you spray in your mouth totally sucks. I really hate things getting sprayed in my mouth, so when it was getting sprayed, I didn't stick out my tongue far enough, and now the whole inside of my mouth is numb. And my throat still hurts. Therefore, sore throat numbing spray should only be sold on the black market right next to people selling pot, crack and themselves.
I find it odd that the holocaust is one of the first things that kids learn about in history (Which, if you're not quite sure, is a 10 year long killing spree of Jews, homosexuals, gypsies.. etc) and yet... many parents do not allow their children to watch violence on TV. "Kids! Turn off Cops! I'm gonna tell you about the Holocaust! Don't watch that violence!"
Is there such a thing as not natural water? Bottled water companies are always trying to out-natural each other, and it's such bullshit. Water is water, and if a company is trying to make the water better, that means that it's not water. It's water with shit I don't want. I just saw a Dasani commercial with a bear saying that we don't want natural water because there are fish fucking in it. Um.. thanks? Watch me dehydrate myself until I can get my hands on some fish-fuck free water.. namely, Dasani.
These are all the random thoughts that I've had recently that I have the patience to write down. Don't worry, though. I will be adding more as they come.
Did you know that a guy invented the bra? I knew, but forgot about it until today.
Liberaci's brother was named George. You know.. "I wish my brother George was here.." Were his parents mentally stable when they named Liberaci? I mean, what a huge contrast in names! "We'll name this one... George. Yes, that's a good, common, and sensible name.." "Hey, guys.. I've got a really good idea. Let's name him.. ok, stick with me here.. LIBERACI! WE COULD CALL HIM CHACHI!"
I think that conning should be made legal. You know.. being a con artist, and in addition to this, the punishment for regular theft would be really severe.. like, death. If conning was legalized, then robbers, in order to get what they want from other people, would have to outsmart their victim, which in turn would make the victim try to outsmart the CA. Robbers who are not able to outsmart their victim will soon be weeded out of society, because they'll resort to regular theft and be killed. In doing this, the overall intellect of this country would increase, because everyone would be trying to outsmart everyone else.
Sore throat medicine that you spray in your mouth totally sucks. I really hate things getting sprayed in my mouth, so when it was getting sprayed, I didn't stick out my tongue far enough, and now the whole inside of my mouth is numb. And my throat still hurts. Therefore, sore throat numbing spray should only be sold on the black market right next to people selling pot, crack and themselves.
I find it odd that the holocaust is one of the first things that kids learn about in history (Which, if you're not quite sure, is a 10 year long killing spree of Jews, homosexuals, gypsies.. etc) and yet... many parents do not allow their children to watch violence on TV. "Kids! Turn off Cops! I'm gonna tell you about the Holocaust! Don't watch that violence!"
Is there such a thing as not natural water? Bottled water companies are always trying to out-natural each other, and it's such bullshit. Water is water, and if a company is trying to make the water better, that means that it's not water. It's water with shit I don't want. I just saw a Dasani commercial with a bear saying that we don't want natural water because there are fish fucking in it. Um.. thanks? Watch me dehydrate myself until I can get my hands on some fish-fuck free water.. namely, Dasani.
These are all the random thoughts that I've had recently that I have the patience to write down. Don't worry, though. I will be adding more as they come.