More fun religious quizzies
Take the quiz: "Are You Fit For Satan?"
Yes
You are fit for Satan! Good for you. You've escaped the lies of Christianity and other white-light religions. You're not a victim of that crap...you're your own person, and you know the truth!
Take the quiz: "Are you Buddhist?"
Yes
In Buddhism, there is no God, nor any gods, angels, or demons. That's what distinguishes it from other major religions, and that's also what seems to make it so appealing to the Western mind. The only rule about Buddhism is that you accept the teachings of the Buddha. The interesting difference is that rather than submitting to a Supreme Being in whom you must believe(lest ye face lightning bolts, fire and brimstone, an eternity spent with Courtney Love), you instead accept the teachings because they're supposed to make you happy. It says that you should follow its teaching because you want
Take the quiz: "COULD YOU BE THE NEXT POPE?"
MAYBE , MAYBE NOT
I HAVE TO SAY-PROBABLY NOT. IF YOU ARE A CHRISTAIN, YOU ARE NOT SO PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR CHRISTAIN FAITH OR YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTAIN AT ALL. YOU MAY BE JEWISH OR A MUSLIM. WHATEVER YOU ARE, YOU ARE NOT POPE MATERIAL AND YOU DO NOT TAKE CHURCH SO SERIOUSLY. BUT ALL THE SAME, MAYBE.
doubtful, considering how the Catholics are still sexist (women cannot be elected pope).
Take the quiz: "Do you deserve a punch in the face by a priest or a nun?"
Hell yeah
Your ace, I love you. You love rock music and hate homophobic people, you couldn't be improved. You definitely deserve a punch by a nun or priest...that's how great you are.
Take the quiz: "What type of Catholic are you?"
The Pope would be pleased!
You are a good concrete Catholic CONGRATES you are the future of the Church!
I used to be a Catholic. We've since had a falling out.