MTV Monthly Face Crack [and YooSu Hand!Porn]
CRACK ALERT. XD
Abundant YooSu touching, a smattering of JaeHo, and my theories about DBSK and their special car *coughhackwheeze* xDDD Very screencap-intensive as usual [just the way I like it =x]
[ETA - Get the vid here ^ ^ Thanks to tropcia for pointing out the wrong link earlier <3]
Chun!fingers: I spot Su!fingers.. 8DDD
Chun!fingers: Want to touch Su!fingers.. *gravitates towards them*
Chun!fingers: But better not be too obvious.. *pretends to help hold photograph because photographs are so heavy and need 3 hands to support*
Chun!fingers: [AISH CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE. MUST. TOUCH. SU.] Well, hello, sexy Su!fingers. ♥ *TOUCHES*
Chun: *stares at Su's crotch before anything else* [A/N: Because it's really the most normal practice to greet a person's crotch first. Like, hello crotch, how do you do? xDDD]
Chun: Oh no, must not be too suspicious. *forces eyes upwards*
Chun: ..Cannot. Resist. The. Pull. Of. Su!Crotch *feels eyes drifting downwards again* [A/N: Actually, t'is be Chun getting distracted by Su adjusting his smexy jacket. But hey, the main idea's the same?]
Chun!fingers: Su!fingers are so far away.. :'(
Chun!fingers: Oh.. but Su!arm is quite hot too.. *molests*
Chun!fingers: Oh yea.. *purrs*
Next, we have DBSK talking about their car. *cough* Cookies to those who have a mind as pervy as mine come to the same conclusion as me. xDDD
Jae: We ride that car..
Min: We ride that car..
Su: We ride that car..
Chun: *simply cannot hide OH-YEA-WE-RIDE-THAT-CAR smile*
Since we certainly need more than half the Dong Bang boys emphasising this same point to get it across.. Yes, they definitely do ride in it. >DDD]
They also play in that car..
Min: Play.. *reminisces*
Min: Play.. *orgasmic look*
Min: Play.. *bites hand*
And sleep in it, because who wouldn't be tired after all that riding and playing? [A/N: Note Jae's vaguely horrified look]
Min: Memories.. [Jae: NO MIN, DON'T SAY ANYMORE. *BRIBES WITH PORN*]
Min: ALOT of memories.. *points at photo HO*
Min: It's a car filled with it. [Jae: *faints dead away from embarrassment offscreen*]
Min: It's special. ♥
*ahem* So t'is be my conclusion:
1. DBSK/CAR
2. OT5 IN CAR >DDDD
Anyone got them? *offers cookies* ^ ^
And a l'il more JaeHo-
Because Ho feels that he hasn't met his say-Jae's-name quota for the day [Ho: Jae~ *attempts to disguise molest attempt as innocent pic-pointing*]
Jae: Behave yourself.. or no sex for you tonight. *glares Ho's hand into submission*
Ho: Meep. *pouts and keeps hand to self*
Back to the YooSu-
Su: Ah, so.. I feel the need to touch Chun for no apparent reason. 8DDD
And here's a gif I made [by capping frame by frame, resizing and stuffing together, 'cause I'm such a graphics n00b -.-] because Su molesting Chun's hand just has to be viewed in all it's moving, stroking glory. 8DDDD
Chun: SU, IT'S EITHER ME OR THE NOTEBOOK. AND YOU KNOW WHICH OPTION WILL RESULT IN A PERMANENTLY SEX-DEPRIVED LIFE FOR YOU. D:<
Chun: SEE THESE POUTY LIPS? THEY'RE ALL YOURS AFTER THIS IF YOU MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE. *TEMPTS*
Su: OF COURSE, IT'S YOOCHUN~ [AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP ALL THAT SMEXING.]
Jae: THEN~! *starts gesturing meaningfully between Su and Chun*
Jae: CHUN.
Jae: SU.
Jae: SMEX. UNDERSTAND?
Su: I see~
Chun: OMG HE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS? :DDD *slips in Su-Arm Grope while everyone is distracted*
DBSK: YAYERS! :DDDD
Su: I KNOW YOU'RE GROPING ME, YOU KNOW.
Chun: OH RLY? YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT ANYWAY. *GROPEGROPE*
Su: Yes, Tohoshinki is in crazy, mad love. *pervy grin*
Su: Whoa, Chun's face is really smooth. ♥
Chun: Whoa, Su's hand is really smooth. ♥
Su: What are you doing?
Chun: Holding your hand for a hella long time. ♥
Su: Still holding?
Chun: Yep. ♥
JaeHoMin: Wow are you guys finally done holding hands yet?
Su: Yup.
Su: Now, I'm just giving Chun..
Su: A nice, long..
Su: Manly chest grope. ♥
YooSu: 1.. 2.. 3..
YooSu: *Couple Wave of Doom*
DBSK: Are we done yet? We're rushing back to our special car. ♥
The End!
[ETA] Here're two YooSu Hand!Porn icons I just made for all who've miraculously survived the smex and crack till the end :D
Do credit if using 'kay. ^ ^
Abundant YooSu touching, a smattering of JaeHo, and my theories about DBSK and their special car *coughhackwheeze* xDDD Very screencap-intensive as usual [just the way I like it =x]
[ETA - Get the vid here ^ ^ Thanks to tropcia for pointing out the wrong link earlier <3]
Chun!fingers: I spot Su!fingers.. 8DDD
Chun!fingers: Want to touch Su!fingers.. *gravitates towards them*
Chun!fingers: But better not be too obvious.. *pretends to help hold photograph because photographs are so heavy and need 3 hands to support*
Chun!fingers: [AISH CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE. MUST. TOUCH. SU.] Well, hello, sexy Su!fingers. ♥ *TOUCHES*
Chun: *stares at Su's crotch before anything else* [A/N: Because it's really the most normal practice to greet a person's crotch first. Like, hello crotch, how do you do? xDDD]
Chun: Oh no, must not be too suspicious. *forces eyes upwards*
Chun: ..Cannot. Resist. The. Pull. Of. Su!Crotch *feels eyes drifting downwards again* [A/N: Actually, t'is be Chun getting distracted by Su adjusting his smexy jacket. But hey, the main idea's the same?]
Chun!fingers: Su!fingers are so far away.. :'(
Chun!fingers: Oh.. but Su!arm is quite hot too.. *molests*
Chun!fingers: Oh yea.. *purrs*
Next, we have DBSK talking about their car. *cough* Cookies to those who have a mind as pervy as mine come to the same conclusion as me. xDDD
Jae: We ride that car..
Min: We ride that car..
Su: We ride that car..
Chun: *simply cannot hide OH-YEA-WE-RIDE-THAT-CAR smile*
Since we certainly need more than half the Dong Bang boys emphasising this same point to get it across.. Yes, they definitely do ride in it. >DDD]
They also play in that car..
Min: Play.. *reminisces*
Min: Play.. *orgasmic look*
Min: Play.. *bites hand*
And sleep in it, because who wouldn't be tired after all that riding and playing? [A/N: Note Jae's vaguely horrified look]
Min: Memories.. [Jae: NO MIN, DON'T SAY ANYMORE. *BRIBES WITH PORN*]
Min: ALOT of memories.. *points at photo HO*
Min: It's a car filled with it. [Jae: *faints dead away from embarrassment offscreen*]
Min: It's special. ♥
*ahem* So t'is be my conclusion:
1. DBSK/CAR
2. OT5 IN CAR >DDDD
Anyone got them? *offers cookies* ^ ^
And a l'il more JaeHo-
Because Ho feels that he hasn't met his say-Jae's-name quota for the day [Ho: Jae~ *attempts to disguise molest attempt as innocent pic-pointing*]
Jae: Behave yourself.. or no sex for you tonight. *glares Ho's hand into submission*
Ho: Meep. *pouts and keeps hand to self*
Back to the YooSu-
Su: Ah, so.. I feel the need to touch Chun for no apparent reason. 8DDD
And here's a gif I made [by capping frame by frame, resizing and stuffing together, 'cause I'm such a graphics n00b -.-] because Su molesting Chun's hand just has to be viewed in all it's moving, stroking glory. 8DDDD
Chun: SU, IT'S EITHER ME OR THE NOTEBOOK. AND YOU KNOW WHICH OPTION WILL RESULT IN A PERMANENTLY SEX-DEPRIVED LIFE FOR YOU. D:<
Chun: SEE THESE POUTY LIPS? THEY'RE ALL YOURS AFTER THIS IF YOU MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE. *TEMPTS*
Su: OF COURSE, IT'S YOOCHUN~ [AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP ALL THAT SMEXING.]
Jae: THEN~! *starts gesturing meaningfully between Su and Chun*
Jae: CHUN.
Jae: SU.
Jae: SMEX. UNDERSTAND?
Su: I see~
Chun: OMG HE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS? :DDD *slips in Su-Arm Grope while everyone is distracted*
DBSK: YAYERS! :DDDD
Su: I KNOW YOU'RE GROPING ME, YOU KNOW.
Chun: OH RLY? YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT ANYWAY. *GROPEGROPE*
Su: Yes, Tohoshinki is in crazy, mad love. *pervy grin*
Su: Whoa, Chun's face is really smooth. ♥
Chun: Whoa, Su's hand is really smooth. ♥
Su: What are you doing?
Chun: Holding your hand for a hella long time. ♥
Su: Still holding?
Chun: Yep. ♥
JaeHoMin: Wow are you guys finally done holding hands yet?
Su: Yup.
Su: Now, I'm just giving Chun..
Su: A nice, long..
Su: Manly chest grope. ♥
YooSu: 1.. 2.. 3..
YooSu: *Couple Wave of Doom*
DBSK: Are we done yet? We're rushing back to our special car. ♥
The End!
[ETA] Here're two YooSu Hand!Porn icons I just made for all who've miraculously survived the smex and crack till the end :D
Do credit if using 'kay. ^ ^