FIC: Wearing The Pants Ch. 1

[asprit]

I'm back! Hope everyone's well, because I'm just dying to jump back into LJ and all the Dong Banging I've missed on hiatus. :D Oh, and I passed my driving test yesterday! Yay! *does happy dance*

Also, here's the first chapter to my first fic ever.. Dedicated to my f-list, for being really awesome people.. I've missed you guys! ♥

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[wmelon_kaiye]

Girl, I have to say, I absolutely adore your writing style.

Witty and yet not overly cynical.
Amusing and brings about a smirk.

This is great!
Look forward to more stuff from you ;)

[wmelon_kaiye]

oh btw

You wouldn't mind if I friended you would you? 8D

(stalks you)

[asprit]

It wouldn't be considered stalking if I ambushed you instead right? *pounces and drags you into l'il crackpot Dong Banging world of hers* ♥

friended back! <3

[asprit]

Aw you're too kind *offers shiny cookies* <3 Knowing that someone likes my writing style is really awesome.. 'cause that's, well, something I can't quite change ^ ^;

Thank you for reading! :)

[lilmisssushi]

GAAAHH YOUUUU *flyingtackleglomp*

I'd been wondering when you'd make your writing debut!!! It's just that you've always been so eloquent with your words see, and this definitely didn't disappoint =P. I LOVE the way you've written this, it's a complete joy to read =D. Your humour is one that I actually get lol XDDDD. And Jae is such a dandy boy, it's hilarious 8DD. I was hoping that someone would write a fic about the whole pants as accessories comment too! You totally read my mind! *clings* =P

I love the whole matching boxer thing, LOL. Do they really have those things in real life? *_* (Recently, I went shopping with my friend for joke boxers for our other guy friend, and damn, I think I was scarred for life, walking into the mens' underwear sections at Myer O_O. The lady at the counter kept staring at us as we wandered around... XDD. Needless to say...we were stared in the face with 'packages'...er...EVERYWHERE XDD! Just thought I'd throw that in, *cough

[asprit]

YOUYOUYOUUUUU! *GLOMPLICKBITE* ♥ ♥ ♥

Thank you.. you're such a sweetheart. <3 I'm actually quite surprised I managed to sit myself down and get this down.. But writing Jae was more fun than I expected! :) Considering how I've been reading fic for the past 7 years or so, this writing debut of mine's pretty late really =x LOL I'm glad you like it and get my humour! Aside from affirmation from my fellow banana XD that coming from an awesome writer like yourself means alot to me ♥

YES Jae and his pants comment! XD That, plus the pic of him in boxers, just had to be fic-ed. Throw in Ho, denial, plenty of temptation, cheeky YooSuMin and CRACK.. BAM, plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone.

LOL I have no idea about matching boxers in real life! And boxer shopping sounds.. fun. XD More random shiz - I saw this pair of Spongebob boxers once.. Dude, I wouldn't want Spongebob grinning up at me from my privates. *shudders*

I'll try my best! Though I do recall someone who has a fic hanging too.. *cough* Eheh love ya, hun! *hugs* <3

[lilmisssushi]

*_* Gosh, seven whole years?? WHY DIDN'T YOU START WRITING SOONER GODDAMIT! *narrows eyes* This fellow banana of yours is displeased at this news, muchly. This fellow banana also thinks that you should make up for those seven years NOOOOW, if possible =P. This fellow banana wishes you the best <333.

BAHAHAHAHA. The picture of Jae in boxers and that shifty look on Ho's face. Huuuuuuge slip-up on the boys' behalves, for sure =D. What a lovely plunny this is shaping out to be =P.

And LOL Spongebob boxers XDDD! Damn, that would be hilarious! I should've gotten those for my guy friend - though he probably wouldn't have known what or who Spongebob is, 'coz he's strange like that 8D.

Eeeeee I love you more dear ^^. The flist backlog must be insane on your side =P. Wishin' you all the best (and planning to spam you lots with random LJ entries soon), your dearest sushi-pie ♥♥♥ =D.

[mikomi_tears]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOMG *glomptacklehuglickbitedongbang* OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU MY LOVE!!!! Dong banging and DBH headquarters have missed your presence terribly. And I find this just as I have to leave for work. GAH!!! >_< I shall come back and read, I PROMISE!!! ♥ OMGosh, I can't blieve you finally made it back.

*Gets out Dong Banging Sundae supplies in celbration of your return* Okay, boies...into the DBO bed!! Asprit's BACK!!! ♥♥♥

[asprit]

MICHANNNNN! *HAULS YOU OFF TO DONG BANGING CAR FOR SOME DONG BANGING RABU RABU* <3<3<3 Gosh, it feels like I've been gone forever~ DDDDD:

I'm wading through my insane backlog, but I'll be getting down to your awesome fics asap! You even have a writing LJ now! <3 Aw work? ..I'll be waiting for you to get back! *clings*

*Gets out own supplies of whipped cream plus whip >D, hot fudge and cherries* Okay, I'm all set for whatever y'all throw at me which hopefully includes lots of Su!hips, Chun!lips and JaeHoMin!crazymonkeysmexin' ♥ ♥ ♥

[vrilly]

SORRY TO BUTT IN BUT PLEASE GO TO THE YSM LOVE COMM!!!! <3

[asprit]

OMG A YOOSUMIN COMM?! *pounces on it and refuses to let go* <3!

The crack that trio gets up to is total love. 8D

[machine_of_july]

*SPAZZFLAILDIES*

[machine_of_july]

Ahh craps I must be off... too much DBSK spazz to catch up on!! ASPRIT YOU MISSED SO MUCH SPARKLING FANGASMS!! I fully expect you to get your ass to my LJ asap and check out your damn prezzie... <.<;;

We'll talk more when I get back.

And just because I'm feeling nice... some very important things you must be aware of

GO SINK YOUR FANGS INTO THE DREAM CONCERT "O" PERFORMANCE!! WHY!?

[mikomi_tears]

GIIIIIRRRRRLLL...you forgot the one that kept us horny for like 3 days straight!!!

[machine_of_july]

AHSKJSKALSJLAKSJ I TRIED TO POST A DIFF GIF OF THAT SHOT BUT PHOTOBUCKET RESIZED AND IMAGESHACK HATED AND I WAS GETTING BITCHED OFF OF TEH PC AND COULDN'T FIND IT aka tooooo much fangasmic piccies to wade through BUT THANK GOD YOU BITCHSLAPPED ME BACK IN ORDER AND POSTED THAT!! *emos off the face of the earth

*happy dreams of that wonderful, wonderful night of msn crack*

Now we really have incentive to bully Asprit onto MSN... especially since all the pervs have united hahahaha! look at me talking as if she can't read this ahahahaha

[x_shock_me_x]

gah!! Took me forever to get to read this due to lack of internet foe a long time and then lack of going back to check the flist that far back >_< Not that I would be lazy or anything ^__~

*ahem* anyway, LOL xDDDDDDDDDDD

On the cover of popular entertainment magazines, however, looking like a drunk goldfish simply would not do.

made me gigglesnort Pepsi everywhere!!!! xDDD And I can so see Jae buying matching boxers!!! xDD

*whispers* Totally off topic, but didya see the hot doctorness yet? *__*

[asprit]

Ah thank you for reading this! *squishes you* <3!

And, um. *cough* YES I'VE WATCHED THE HOT DOCTORNESS. lol whisper? that was more effin' yell than anything else XD

I'd never watched any sort of role-playing before so it was pretty awesome! <3 Especially Sho in his kickass white doctor's coat, stethoscope and GUH-I-AM-SO-HOT-JUST-JUMP-ME-ALREADY GLASSES *___________________* Hikaru's bod is hot as always, of course :9

There were some parts I found quite wtf though - like The Bandaging Bit. Okay, that part was beyond wtf.. it had me cracking up so bad xD

But yes, hotness in general! :D

btw, I don't think I mentioned this before, but our amazing collection of pr0n iconage pwnz. ;D

[x_shock_me_x]

(again late with a reply. Not excuse this time. Gomen. I swear to be better from now on) Any time *squishes* <3

YESSSSSS!!!!!!! I think with the hotness it's allowed

Yeah same here. It was made of hotness. I'm a Nagi/Hikaru fan but DAMN hot! And Sho with the yummy glasses! And of course, Hikaru goes without saying!

Yes, I was wtf-ing at that too o__O why do CW feel the need to throw in random WTF bits sometimes? (at least it wasn't as bad as Luxe 2. I actually had to turn the end off. Something tells me seeing Hikaru peeing in a bottle would ruin a LOT of things for me.

oh it so does. Pr0n iconage ftw!

[asprit]

Gah sorry for the lateness. Preparation for Uni's been such a time-eater.. You can punish me if you want I'm sure you can get ideas from CW XD

I just watched the Nagi/Hikaru dating clip (yes I'm slow >.>) and it reminded me all over again how pretty Nagi is.. and he has the most adorable smile! *squishes him* <3 I skipped most of the middle part where they were talking in the car though, 'cause I'd no idea what they were saying -.-

Gah the whole peeing thing was just too wtf for words.. I can hardly imagine anyone being turned on by that :/ But that aside, the rest of the Luxe series gets two thumbs up from me.. So I'm all WHERE'S THE REST OF LUXE III?? D:

I have quite a collection of CW icons but I don't dare to use most of them here XD