Hetalia: Tohla Conversation During the Bloodbath...
Role playing as Poland!~
WARNING: This is not meant to degrade nations or culture. This is Hetalia and this was made for fun. Please don't take things seriously.
AN: I changed some things for better presentation. :)
Lithuania: Polanndddd!
Poland: Ah! Lietu!
Lithuania: Ahh finally!
Lithuania: ...
Lithuania: ...
Lithuania: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!
Lithuania: I LOOKED FOR YOU FOR THREE HOURS?
Lithuania: I bumped into Mr. England and Mr. Iceland and Mr. Prussia and Mr. Germany!
Lithuania: With not a sign of you anywhere!!!!
Lithuania: Where did you go!?!?
Poland: C-calm down Lietu!
Poland: Your acting, like, totally un-cool right now.
Lithuania: You had me worried, Poland!
Lithuania: And I need to ask for… those... things back!
Lithuania: I need them tomorrow!
Poland: But before that Lietu, you have to see my kicks!
Poland: *shows another pink pony*
Poland: *rides the pony*
Lithuania: Ahahaha... (Where does he find this stuff?) It quite fits you, Poland!
Poland: Doesn't it! It’s, like, totally my fashion!
Lithuania: It most certainly is!
Poland: And, you know, I went to Hungary's this morning. I, like, totally didn't expect Austria to be there as well. They're, like, totally flustered!
Lithuania: THAT'S where you where this whole time!??!
Lithuania: *ahem*
Lithuania: Well... I'm sure it has been rough over there recently....
Lithuania: *gulp*
Poland: Like, what do you mean Lietu?
Lithuania: Ms. Hungary and Mr. Austria haven't been getting along or so I heard...
Lithuania: Well-- Ow! My fingers!
Lithuania: Ahaha sorry, Poland, they've been quite flexible recently...
Poland: *shivers* Lietu... Did you go on a date with Belarus again?! *jumps off the pony*
Poland: Didn't I like, totally forbid you to?
Lithuania: Yes, but it only lasted a few minutes...
Lithuania: Anyway, Mr. England had expressed the same concern earlier
Lithuania: But I went to a doctor's at Mr. Iceland's place...
Lithuania: Anyway, it's nothing to be worried about!
Lithuania: Ahahaa...
Poland: But Lietu!~ Just stop seeing that witch already!
Lithuania: But… she's a very cute witch (^^;)
Poland: *holds face in hands* Lietu! You're supposed to always be with me! We're, like, totally soul mates now! *crying* Cheater!
Lithuania: Polanddd!
Lithuania: Are you okay?!?!?
Poland: *closes his fists and goes into a tantrum* Be with that witch if you want to Lietu! *still crying*
Lithuania: Ah...
Lithuania: There, there Poland...
Lithuania: I...
Lithuania: I promise that's the last time I'll go with Bel, taip?
Poland: *tears in eyes* Really?
Lithuania: Yes, really.
Lithuania: Now, are you alright, Poland?
Poland: *wipes tears and nods* Uhum...
Poland: But to be sure...
Poland: I'LL ORDER YOU TO NEVER GO NEAR THAT SCARY WITCH AGAIN!
Poland: *triumphant smile*
Lithuania: Ah-ah alright!
Lithuania: Now, can you give me back those things you borrowed from me?
Poland: What things, Lietu?
Lithuania: Ahh...well
Lithuania: So remember when you wanted to play tea with Applecake and Honeyjack?
Poland: Yeah. The tea set was totally classy-
Lithuania: I uh... those... tea cups weren't exactly mine...
Poland: What do you mean Lietu? Don't tell me you stole them?!
Lithuania: Well... not exactly, but...
Poland: Oh! You borrowed them from America, didn’t you? You'll get bullied by Russia again if he knew you talked to America!
Poland: Well!
Poland: Then it’s totally fine~
Lithuania: N- I- I mean, yes! It's America's tea set (^^;)
Poland: I kinda put on a totally small chip on the side of one of the cups. I'm sure America won't mind it at all~
Lithuania: AHHHh-AHH- I mean, of course he wouldn't mind (^^;)
Lithuania: He's very kind, Mr. America!
Poland: *takes a box from the pony's bag and shoves it to Lithuania. It makes a chinking noise.* I'm sure he also wouldn't mind the kinda big crack on the side of the tea pot. But you shouldn't talk about America like that Lietu! We totally don't know when Russia's listening!
Lithuania: Ah AHHHHHHhh IIIi WON'T
Lithuania: Wait...
Lithuania: did you say Russia...
Lithuania: W-w-where is he!??!?
Lithuania: AHHHH
Lithuania: This is fixable right?
Poland: Calm down, Lietu!
Lithuania: Are you sure?
Lithuania: Are you really sure?
Poland: I just said… Maybe. You were totally not listening to me! *pouts*
Lithuania: Poland, please just tell me!
Lithuania: Are these fixable?
Poland: Y-yeah!
Poland: Like totally fixable.
Lithuania: Are you really really sure?
Poland: (Though I went to Hungary's and they couldn't do anything to fix it....) But with my magic powers, I can totally fix this Lietu!
Poland: Unless you do it
Poland: (^^)
Lithuania: Ahhh hhaaaa
Lithuania: Was that the reason they were flustered, Poland?
Lithuania: ... And Poland...
Lithuania: You don't have any magic powers
Poland: But I should totally be fashionable enough to make them flustered!
Poland: T-then!
Poland: How do I fix this Lietu!?
Lithuania: POLANNNNDDDDDDDDD
Poland: *cries*
Lithuania: I-I-
Lithuania: I'll fix it, I guess
Lithuania: but
Lithuania: Are you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sure it's not broken beyond repair?!?!?!?!?
Poland: O-of course not silly.
Poland: It's, like, totally fixable.
Lithuania: Are you sure that when Mr. R-I mean, Mr. America opens the box it's guaranteed that he won't freak out
Poland: Like I said.
Poland: Totally.
Lithuania: and notice that it's completely destroyed?!?!?
Lithuania: And and and
Lithuania: Will it still be displayable on a museum!?!?
Poland: uhm... uh... mmm… *tiny voice* yeah...
Lithuania: And if Mr. R-SORRY Mr. America picks it up will it not crumble into a million pieces!!?!?!??
Poland: uh... uh… *fidget* *fidget* *fidget*
Lithuania: Poland....
Poland: I-it'll be alright.
Lithuania: Really? Are you really really sure?
Poland: Besides, don't the museums totally accept damaged goods?
Poland: And this is Mr. America.
Lithuania: Ye-yes... but... This is a different museum...
Poland: >u<
Lithuania: And Mr. America can be...
Lithuania: Well Mr. Rus-...
Lithuania: Mr. America...
Lithuania: Um...
Lithuania: They're very particular.
Lithuania: They're shipping it to...
Lithuania: Russia's place...
Lithuania: International cooperation...
Poland: *scared and pouting* Hmp! Give me that! *wrestles the box away from Lithuania and opens it* Look, its fixable right? *the tea pot totally shattered but the cups look alright.*
Lithuania: AHHHHHHHHHH! POLANDDDD!
Poland: Why Lietu?!
Lithuania: Th-the... TEA POT!
Poland: It’s nothing big. Don’t sweat the details Lietu.
Lithuania: B-but
Lithuania: Russia....
Lithuania: America....
Poland: They'll still, like, totally accept this right? They have like restorantsers [restorers] and stuff? Besides, you can fix this, right? Lietu?
Lithuania: Ahh... ahhhh
Poland: And what do you mean Russia?
Lithuania: IIIIIII
Lithuania: Uhhh....
Lithuania: POLAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Poland: Eh?
Poland: What is it Lietu? *desperate*
Lithuania: It....
Lithuania: Russia...
Lithuania: I mean...
Lithuania: America...
Lithuania: is not...
Lithuania: ahhhhh... ahhhhhhh....
Poland: 'cause you see, I wanted to give you these back but...
Poland: Mr. Pony suddenly jumped and...
Lithuania: Wh-wh-whattttt?
Poland: But I, like, totally DIDN’T DROP IT!
Lithuania: POLANDD! DID YOU DROP IT!!!
Poland: N-NO!
Poland: Maybe my hand slipped....?
Lithuania: Polanddd! You dropped it!
Poland: What are we supposed to do Lietu?! *starts crying*
Lithuania: I… I... don't know Poland...
Poland: Lietu!?
Lithuania: (Russia's going to kill meeeee! )
Poland: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh!
Poland: Ah! Lietu! Lietu! Earth to Lietu!
Poland: What do we do?!
Lithuania: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Poland: LIETUU!
Lithuania: Dammitttttt
Lithuania: !
Poland: Eeeh. Lietu. What's going to happen? *shivers* W-we can, like, totally fix this, right?
Poland: It's fixable right? *lifts one cup and it breaks in two*
Lithuania: POLANDDDDDDDDDD
Poland: Oh! Maybe Russia won't be soo mad if I give him part of the Sachertorte!
Poland: It tastes so good Lietu!
Poland: Next time, I'm totally bringing you with me to Hungary's.
Poland: >u<
Lithuania: Polanddd.... take this seriously....
Poland: I am taking this seriously Lietu. *eats off the sachertorte*
Poland: Oh! Maybe the cream can glue these back together!
Lithuania: The creammm!?!??!?
Lithuania: Ahhhhh *faints*
Poland: It’s, like, totally sticky.
Poland: Lietu?
Poland: Lietu!!!
Poland: Wake up!
Poland: Did you just, like, totally, like, faint on me?
Lithuania: ...
Lithuania: ...
Poland: Lietuuu!
??????: Oh priviet, Mr. Poland?
??????: I vas wondering if you've seen Mr. Lithuania around here.
Poland: *shivers like crazy*
??????: Oh, there he is! And there's my tea set too!
??????: Well.. Thank you Poland... kolkolkol
Lithuania: *wakes up*
Poland: *shivers like crazy*
Lithuania: Ah- ahhhh. Poland, may-- AHHHH RUSSSSSIAAAAAAAA
WARNING: This is not meant to degrade nations or culture. This is Hetalia and this was made for fun. Please don't take things seriously.
AN: I changed some things for better presentation. :)
Lithuania: Polanndddd!
Poland: Ah! Lietu!
Lithuania: Ahh finally!
Lithuania: ...
Lithuania: ...
Lithuania: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!
Lithuania: I LOOKED FOR YOU FOR THREE HOURS?
Lithuania: I bumped into Mr. England and Mr. Iceland and Mr. Prussia and Mr. Germany!
Lithuania: With not a sign of you anywhere!!!!
Lithuania: Where did you go!?!?
Poland: C-calm down Lietu!
Poland: Your acting, like, totally un-cool right now.
Lithuania: You had me worried, Poland!
Lithuania: And I need to ask for… those... things back!
Lithuania: I need them tomorrow!
Poland: But before that Lietu, you have to see my kicks!
Poland: *shows another pink pony*
Poland: *rides the pony*
Lithuania: Ahahaha... (Where does he find this stuff?) It quite fits you, Poland!
Poland: Doesn't it! It’s, like, totally my fashion!
Lithuania: It most certainly is!
Poland: And, you know, I went to Hungary's this morning. I, like, totally didn't expect Austria to be there as well. They're, like, totally flustered!
Lithuania: THAT'S where you where this whole time!??!
Lithuania: *ahem*
Lithuania: Well... I'm sure it has been rough over there recently....
Lithuania: *gulp*
Poland: Like, what do you mean Lietu?
Lithuania: Ms. Hungary and Mr. Austria haven't been getting along or so I heard...
Lithuania: Well-- Ow! My fingers!
Lithuania: Ahaha sorry, Poland, they've been quite flexible recently...
Poland: *shivers* Lietu... Did you go on a date with Belarus again?! *jumps off the pony*
Poland: Didn't I like, totally forbid you to?
Lithuania: Yes, but it only lasted a few minutes...
Lithuania: Anyway, Mr. England had expressed the same concern earlier
Lithuania: But I went to a doctor's at Mr. Iceland's place...
Lithuania: Anyway, it's nothing to be worried about!
Lithuania: Ahahaa...
Poland: But Lietu!~ Just stop seeing that witch already!
Lithuania: But… she's a very cute witch (^^;)
Poland: *holds face in hands* Lietu! You're supposed to always be with me! We're, like, totally soul mates now! *crying* Cheater!
Lithuania: Polanddd!
Lithuania: Are you okay?!?!?
Poland: *closes his fists and goes into a tantrum* Be with that witch if you want to Lietu! *still crying*
Lithuania: Ah...
Lithuania: There, there Poland...
Lithuania: I...
Lithuania: I promise that's the last time I'll go with Bel, taip?
Poland: *tears in eyes* Really?
Lithuania: Yes, really.
Lithuania: Now, are you alright, Poland?
Poland: *wipes tears and nods* Uhum...
Poland: But to be sure...
Poland: I'LL ORDER YOU TO NEVER GO NEAR THAT SCARY WITCH AGAIN!
Poland: *triumphant smile*
Lithuania: Ah-ah alright!
Lithuania: Now, can you give me back those things you borrowed from me?
Poland: What things, Lietu?
Lithuania: Ahh...well
Lithuania: So remember when you wanted to play tea with Applecake and Honeyjack?
Poland: Yeah. The tea set was totally classy-
Lithuania: I uh... those... tea cups weren't exactly mine...
Poland: What do you mean Lietu? Don't tell me you stole them?!
Lithuania: Well... not exactly, but...
Poland: Oh! You borrowed them from America, didn’t you? You'll get bullied by Russia again if he knew you talked to America!
Poland: Well!
Poland: Then it’s totally fine~
Lithuania: N- I- I mean, yes! It's America's tea set (^^;)
Poland: I kinda put on a totally small chip on the side of one of the cups. I'm sure America won't mind it at all~
Lithuania: AHHHh-AHH- I mean, of course he wouldn't mind (^^;)
Lithuania: He's very kind, Mr. America!
Poland: *takes a box from the pony's bag and shoves it to Lithuania. It makes a chinking noise.* I'm sure he also wouldn't mind the kinda big crack on the side of the tea pot. But you shouldn't talk about America like that Lietu! We totally don't know when Russia's listening!
Lithuania: Ah AHHHHHHhh IIIi WON'T
Lithuania: Wait...
Lithuania: did you say Russia...
Lithuania: W-w-where is he!??!?
Lithuania: AHHHH
Lithuania: This is fixable right?
Poland: Calm down, Lietu!
Lithuania: Are you sure?
Lithuania: Are you really sure?
Poland: I just said… Maybe. You were totally not listening to me! *pouts*
Lithuania: Poland, please just tell me!
Lithuania: Are these fixable?
Poland: Y-yeah!
Poland: Like totally fixable.
Lithuania: Are you really really sure?
Poland: (Though I went to Hungary's and they couldn't do anything to fix it....) But with my magic powers, I can totally fix this Lietu!
Poland: Unless you do it
Poland: (^^)
Lithuania: Ahhh hhaaaa
Lithuania: Was that the reason they were flustered, Poland?
Lithuania: ... And Poland...
Lithuania: You don't have any magic powers
Poland: But I should totally be fashionable enough to make them flustered!
Poland: T-then!
Poland: How do I fix this Lietu!?
Lithuania: POLANNNNDDDDDDDDD
Poland: *cries*
Lithuania: I-I-
Lithuania: I'll fix it, I guess
Lithuania: but
Lithuania: Are you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sure it's not broken beyond repair?!?!?!?!?
Poland: O-of course not silly.
Poland: It's, like, totally fixable.
Lithuania: Are you sure that when Mr. R-I mean, Mr. America opens the box it's guaranteed that he won't freak out
Poland: Like I said.
Poland: Totally.
Lithuania: and notice that it's completely destroyed?!?!?
Lithuania: And and and
Lithuania: Will it still be displayable on a museum!?!?
Poland: uhm... uh... mmm… *tiny voice* yeah...
Lithuania: And if Mr. R-SORRY Mr. America picks it up will it not crumble into a million pieces!!?!?!??
Poland: uh... uh… *fidget* *fidget* *fidget*
Lithuania: Poland....
Poland: I-it'll be alright.
Lithuania: Really? Are you really really sure?
Poland: Besides, don't the museums totally accept damaged goods?
Poland: And this is Mr. America.
Lithuania: Ye-yes... but... This is a different museum...
Poland: >u<
Lithuania: And Mr. America can be...
Lithuania: Well Mr. Rus-...
Lithuania: Mr. America...
Lithuania: Um...
Lithuania: They're very particular.
Lithuania: They're shipping it to...
Lithuania: Russia's place...
Lithuania: International cooperation...
Poland: *scared and pouting* Hmp! Give me that! *wrestles the box away from Lithuania and opens it* Look, its fixable right? *the tea pot totally shattered but the cups look alright.*
Lithuania: AHHHHHHHHHH! POLANDDDD!
Poland: Why Lietu?!
Lithuania: Th-the... TEA POT!
Poland: It’s nothing big. Don’t sweat the details Lietu.
Lithuania: B-but
Lithuania: Russia....
Lithuania: America....
Poland: They'll still, like, totally accept this right? They have like restorantsers [restorers] and stuff? Besides, you can fix this, right? Lietu?
Lithuania: Ahh... ahhhh
Poland: And what do you mean Russia?
Lithuania: IIIIIII
Lithuania: Uhhh....
Lithuania: POLAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Poland: Eh?
Poland: What is it Lietu? *desperate*
Lithuania: It....
Lithuania: Russia...
Lithuania: I mean...
Lithuania: America...
Lithuania: is not...
Lithuania: ahhhhh... ahhhhhhh....
Poland: 'cause you see, I wanted to give you these back but...
Poland: Mr. Pony suddenly jumped and...
Lithuania: Wh-wh-whattttt?
Poland: But I, like, totally DIDN’T DROP IT!
Lithuania: POLANDD! DID YOU DROP IT!!!
Poland: N-NO!
Poland: Maybe my hand slipped....?
Lithuania: Polanddd! You dropped it!
Poland: What are we supposed to do Lietu?! *starts crying*
Lithuania: I… I... don't know Poland...
Poland: Lietu!?
Lithuania: (Russia's going to kill meeeee! )
Poland: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh!
Poland: Ah! Lietu! Lietu! Earth to Lietu!
Poland: What do we do?!
Lithuania: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Poland: LIETUU!
Lithuania: Dammitttttt
Lithuania: !
Poland: Eeeh. Lietu. What's going to happen? *shivers* W-we can, like, totally fix this, right?
Poland: It's fixable right? *lifts one cup and it breaks in two*
Lithuania: POLANDDDDDDDDDD
Poland: Oh! Maybe Russia won't be soo mad if I give him part of the Sachertorte!
Poland: It tastes so good Lietu!
Poland: Next time, I'm totally bringing you with me to Hungary's.
Poland: >u<
Lithuania: Polanddd.... take this seriously....
Poland: I am taking this seriously Lietu. *eats off the sachertorte*
Poland: Oh! Maybe the cream can glue these back together!
Lithuania: The creammm!?!??!?
Lithuania: Ahhhhh *faints*
Poland: It’s, like, totally sticky.
Poland: Lietu?
Poland: Lietu!!!
Poland: Wake up!
Poland: Did you just, like, totally, like, faint on me?
Lithuania: ...
Lithuania: ...
Poland: Lietuuu!
??????: Oh priviet, Mr. Poland?
??????: I vas wondering if you've seen Mr. Lithuania around here.
Poland: *shivers like crazy*
??????: Oh, there he is! And there's my tea set too!
??????: Well.. Thank you Poland... kolkolkol
Lithuania: *wakes up*
Poland: *shivers like crazy*
Lithuania: Ah- ahhhh. Poland, may-- AHHHH RUSSSSSIAAAAAAAA