I need whiskey

[asru]

I have to go to a wedding reception tonight, in the guise of a sophisticated lady. What I intend to do is drink a lot of whiskey, turn up in my patent leather heels and backseamed tights, and go in the guise of a lush. Do you think this will be acceptable?

Comments

[morganxpage]

Sure! Lush's are fabulous.

~Mikie

[mellawyrden]

I agree with Mikie. Everyone loves a sexy lush at a wedding reception.

[stardustgirl]

Absolutely!

And please do have one for me while you're at it :-)

[asru]

I looked very nice, but ended up dancing with a girl I have never met before for most of the night, I have no idea who she was or why we were suddenly friends, or why my ankles refused to work at one point causing a small child to laugh at me.
I tell you - keep away from Red Bull. I am having heart palpitations because of it.