Work Is Fucking Great

[asscaptain]

Hey peanut here. i just wanted to tell you guys about my new job. i work for a dialup internet service provider, and let me tell you how easy my job is. i go online for 8.5 hrs per day, talk to idiot hicks that have no idea what the internet is and i turn thier interests to our super low cost service. most people can be conned pretty easily seeing

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[dxc_49]

ooooooo i wanna job!

[asscaptain]

come on down. go online to localnet.com and apply for sales. it is so fucking easy i can't even begin to think of the words to describe it. it is so easy, in fact, that it is stupid.

[dxc_49]

i will! but i dont have much sales expierience, beside working at the falls. we actually have localnet as our server, i just reliezed that! haha

[asscaptain]

that is funny. you dont really need sales experience. although callcenter experience is good to have.