Texts From Last Night Meme

[aeterno_arma]

Texts From Last Night Meme
1. Go to Texts From Last Night and press random.
2. Choose one and post it to this post (one per comment). Your character is the one that sent it (you can edit names/change for troll quirks but generally leave it as is.)
3. Other characters respond. They're the ones who received the text (there can be more than one, mass

Comments

[moribundity]

I'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems.

[unifying]

but i just cant get this sketch to work! :(!!!

[moribundity]

It definitely can't help with art.

[unifying]

haha no i wouldnt ask your penis to do the sketch for me thatd be weird
but you could you know model and stuff

[unifying]

Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???

[afuckingtiger]

no

i mean it'd be pretty cool but i'm not even sure you get that dudes like your tits

[unifying]

they what
my what

[afuckingtiger]

your tits

you know

your breasts

[afuckingtiger]

she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.

[aeterno_arma]

Just so you know, the second option doesn't really work.

[afuckingtiger]

are you speaking from experience

[aeterno_arma]

Yes.

But it was still good.

[takebows]

Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.

[afuckingtiger]

good mom

best parent

[takebows]

Haaa yeah right

Maybe in this situation it came in handy.

[afuckingtiger]

listen shit doesn't need to be interrupted, who the fuck gets in the way of getting laid

[aeterno_arma]

(609):

Applied 4 a nanny job using a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some. And don't give me the obviously you're part succubus' argument again