Obtaining the power of love (This can't end well)

[asshatoverlord]

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I've got that ultimate weapon prinny that Etna gave me.. and I know how to initiate a love ceremony.. Now to become the ultimate Overlord I need toooo.... Find a lover! That's it! HAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Then when I get out of here Zetta will have nothin on me! He'll practically have to submit to my awesomeness.

That and it is pretty

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[mistressurd]

*Urd is at the Bar, drinking some sake.*

God of destruction? Well I'm the Goddess of love. Think you got what it takes to get me?

[asshatoverlord]

Holy shit, seriously!? That seems pretty damn convenient if you ask me...

But I'm sure that I have what it takes! In fact I have ten times MORE than it takes!

[mistressurd]

Really, then prove it. The names Urd, Goddess Second Class, limited License. What may your name be?

[asshatoverlord]

Uhh, name's Alexander God.... Overlord class.. I don't think I have a license..

*He sits down next to her at the bar, actually surprised he made it this far without some sort of argument*

[xinshanquangal]

...oh great, it's the fucktard again.

[asshatoverlord]

That's right! HAHAHA! And you're about to go on a date with this fucktard...asshat.. me.. goddamnit.

*He looks pretty pissed off, but he's trying to ignore it right now.*

[xinshanquangal]

Gonna have to take a raincheck on that, dumbass. I ain't really inclined to gravitate towards guys that DEMAND I date 'em. Bad history with assholes. You know how it is.

[asshatoverlord]

Asshole! I'm not an asshole!! I usually get called an asshat at most and that's gotta be at least two whole steps before asshole on the jerk-o-meter!

And I'm not demanding anything... Just, forcefully requesting.

[hungryprincess]

Oh, my.

[asshatoverlord]

Kind of hard to take in all at once huh? I mean, it isn't every day that a God asks you out on a date.

[hungryprincess]

To say nothing of the content of the offer, I'm frightfully busy right now. I can't think of any openings in my schedule between now and January.

[asshatoverlord]

The hell kind of excuse is that?! I'm a friggen god and I make time for these kinds of things.

You have any idea how busy a god of destruction is?

[danmaku_miko]

[PING! Everything goes through one ear and out the other except for the phrase 'God of Destruction'.]

Did you say you're a God of some sort?

[asshatoverlord]

Hell yeah, 100% God of Destruction! I'll bet that raises my chances of "Getting lucky" huh? HAHAHAHA!

[danmaku_miko]

Getting lucky? Well, luck is one of my powers, so I suppose. Anyways, God of destruction? I've been looking for Gods.

[asshatoverlord]

Awesome! Looks like I hit the jackpot!

Lets go inside and we can talk about... whatever it is you ladies talk about. I'll buy you something to drink.

[puppy_genocide]

You think that's going to work?

[asshatoverlord]

Well, you got a better idea?

[puppy_genocide]

I don't waste my time thinking about trivial things like that.

[asshatoverlord]

Trivial? My rival fell in love and ended up having the power to bring her back from the dead, AND he restored his entire netherworld! I would hardly say that looking for a lover is trivial.