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Nov 15, 2009 21:50

"After initiating several dates, one can partake in the act of "Going Steady" with a girl to increase their chances of Getting Lucky by 3 fold ( Read more... )

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slapwithpanache November 16 2009, 02:58:58 UTC
Hm.

It's first necessary that you impress your female -- successfully make 25 A-ranked scares, and she just might be willing to listen to your piteous whines for attention. After approximately a half century of sharing haunting space, it is considered appropriate for the male to initiate contact. Past two centuries, though, and you should get the hint. She's not interested. Now, the relinquishment of ectoplasm is the ultimate goal, the act of 'getting lucky'. Once the female deems you worthy, she will ingest you whole, taking you within herself and greatly increasing her tractability and thus, scare potential.

You have the option once you've formed a new corporeal body to reincarnate as a male or female -- The former marked by a ridiculous unibrow, the latter by a luscious hue of green ectoplasm.

The right choice, I think, is obvious.

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asshatoverlord November 16 2009, 03:13:34 UTC
... What the hell? I didn't know it involved scaring people and stuff.. And what was that about the female ingesting me? That doesn't sound like a good idea at all!

...And I don't have a unibrow..

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slapwithpanache November 16 2009, 03:49:38 UTC
Hmph. Just because you're alive doesn't mean the world entirely revolves around you. And if that's not a unibrow, then what are those ridiculous markings above your eyes?

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asshatoverlord November 16 2009, 03:56:09 UTC
Manly eyebrows! I'm sure I could kick someone's ass with JUST my eyebrows. But they're in two parts see, they're not UNI at all!

*He holds his hair away from his eyebrows when he says this*

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pet_moonrabbit November 16 2009, 03:38:52 UTC
Uh... I don't think dating several people is going steady. It's when you've been dating one person for awhile...

And... Uh...

... g-getting lucky... t-that's...

... if you ever get that far with somebody, you'll know...

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asshatoverlord November 16 2009, 03:49:15 UTC
What!? It's gotta be with one person? Damn that sounds like it would take forever...

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pet_moonrabbit November 16 2009, 03:50:47 UTC
... it really depends on the person you're trying to date and yourself.

Really, I... don't think a guide book can make it easy to understand how it works...

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asshatoverlord November 16 2009, 04:13:21 UTC
Oh, so if I find someone else who wants to do it quick then it'll go faster. Kickass!

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overlordinate November 16 2009, 03:40:11 UTC
How stupid are you? Even I know that's not how you "go steady."

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asshatoverlord November 16 2009, 03:52:03 UTC
Oh, ya do? I didn't know you were the dating type.

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overlordinate November 16 2009, 03:57:00 UTC
I'm not, I just have a brain.

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asshatoverlord November 16 2009, 04:12:29 UTC
I have a brain too, in fact, my brain could kick your brain's ass!

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xinshanquangal November 16 2009, 03:48:40 UTC
Oh my GOD you're hurting my head again. Stop hurting my head! Gaaaah! I don't even know much about dating and I can figure out that goin' steady means datin' ONE person!

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asshatoverlord November 16 2009, 03:53:23 UTC
Yeah yeah, so I've been told...

I guess there is no loop hole for getting around that is there. I guess I'll have ta date one person a bunch of times to obtain love!

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xinshanquangal November 16 2009, 04:18:18 UTC
Yeah, but good luck finding someone who's gonna wanna hang around your dumb ass longer than a single dinner date. Ha!

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asshatoverlord November 16 2009, 04:20:43 UTC
Damn girl, you're all kinds of bitchy aren't you!?

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therestherobot November 16 2009, 05:38:29 UTC
Well, it's really more of an organism thing, but I think when they talk about "Gettin' lucky" they mean getting laid.

Never thought I'd be explaining this to a flesh-and-blood type. I always thought is was basic programming.

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asshatoverlord November 17 2009, 03:39:26 UTC
......

WOAH! THAT'S what it means!? Shit, that's a whole lot different than I thought it would be!

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therestherobot November 17 2009, 04:39:19 UTC
I'm going to regret asking this, but what did you think it meant?

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