"After initiating several dates, one can partake in the act of "Going Steady" with a girl to increase their chances of Getting Lucky by 3 fold
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It's first necessary that you impress your female -- successfully make 25 A-ranked scares, and she just might be willing to listen to your piteous whines for attention. After approximately a half century of sharing haunting space, it is considered appropriate for the male to initiate contact. Past two centuries, though, and you should get the hint. She's not interested. Now, the relinquishment of ectoplasm is the ultimate goal, the act of 'getting lucky'. Once the female deems you worthy, she will ingest you whole, taking you within herself and greatly increasing her tractability and thus, scare potential.
You have the option once you've formed a new corporeal body to reincarnate as a male or female -- The former marked by a ridiculous unibrow, the latter by a luscious hue of green ectoplasm.
... What the hell? I didn't know it involved scaring people and stuff.. And what was that about the female ingesting me? That doesn't sound like a good idea at all!
Hmph. Just because you're alive doesn't mean the world entirely revolves around you. And if that's not a unibrow, then what are those ridiculous markings above your eyes?
Oh my GOD you're hurting my head again. Stop hurting my head! Gaaaah! I don't even know much about dating and I can figure out that goin' steady means datin' ONE person!
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It's first necessary that you impress your female -- successfully make 25 A-ranked scares, and she just might be willing to listen to your piteous whines for attention. After approximately a half century of sharing haunting space, it is considered appropriate for the male to initiate contact. Past two centuries, though, and you should get the hint. She's not interested. Now, the relinquishment of ectoplasm is the ultimate goal, the act of 'getting lucky'. Once the female deems you worthy, she will ingest you whole, taking you within herself and greatly increasing her tractability and thus, scare potential.
You have the option once you've formed a new corporeal body to reincarnate as a male or female -- The former marked by a ridiculous unibrow, the latter by a luscious hue of green ectoplasm.
The right choice, I think, is obvious.
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...And I don't have a unibrow..
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*He holds his hair away from his eyebrows when he says this*
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And... Uh...
... g-getting lucky... t-that's...
... if you ever get that far with somebody, you'll know...
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Really, I... don't think a guide book can make it easy to understand how it works...
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I guess there is no loop hole for getting around that is there. I guess I'll have ta date one person a bunch of times to obtain love!
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Never thought I'd be explaining this to a flesh-and-blood type. I always thought is was basic programming.
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WOAH! THAT'S what it means!? Shit, that's a whole lot different than I thought it would be!
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