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YOU.
001. What the hell's your name? Ashley
002. Age & Location? twenty-one human years, but twelve voice wise! hickville (kentucky)
003. How did you find out about us, the illustrious Green Day Assholes? idiot forums/livejournal/jude o.o
004. Mustard? Got Pretzels?
005. What is your favorite kind of candy? You can list a few. Twizzlers, 3muskateer, reeces pieces, and york bites... *drools all over place and has sudden urge to run to store*
006. What is the absolute dumbest thing you have ever done, moron? when I was 10 I climbed on my parents dresser while they were gone to get something off the top of it, and I pulled the upper part down on me and broke all the little knick knacks my mother had on them. My brother and I spent two hours gluing them all back together so we wouldn't get in trouble lol.
007. If you could torture anyone and get away with it. Who would you torture, how would you do it (be creative!), and why? (If you say George W. Bush or Good Charlotte or any pop artist or actor/actress I will personally come to your house and pull out your toenails, or well, have someone do it for me because that's fucking disgusting, but you get what I'm trying to say here. We want people who REALLY should be slapped in the face, come on now.) George W. Bush! *runs and hides* No really... I would have to say either Paris Hilton, or maybe R.Kelly but he would probably like it...
008. Who's one person you admire that has nothing to do with Green Day, and why. Emily Dickenson. She's such an awesome poet.
009. What else are you into other than Green Day/music? Rainbow Brite, tattoos, photography, poetry, playing violin, daisies, ebay, csi, adult swim, and bondage.... j/k.... Or am I O.o
010. What's your favorite comic strip (internet [give us a link if that's the case] or otherwise)? http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic
011. KEYBOARD MASH FOR ME (Bonus points if you can impress Kaitlyn the mod):
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gdfklgjldfkgjlsdfkgnkdflnhjdghdfjkdbdfjkshjghksdfngbvidfjghsdgnjkfgheknhgjkdfghldf;ghflgnsblkjgn
012. What are your favorite restaurants? Tell us all, the fancy, the ghetto.. go on now. subway, arbys, applebees, and mels diner.
013. List a couple favorite..
Movies; Closer, harry potter movies, LOTR, superstar, and spongebob. No I really do like that movie :p
Books; Any by dean kootz
Magazines; Cosmo! *bows down to the confessions and sex positions guide*
Movies; I don't repeat myself dammit! DAMMIT! opps...
Television shows; Family guy, aqua teen hunger force, harvey birdman, CSI, MXC, 24, and spongebob.
Websites; newgrounds.com and penny-arcade.com
014. Anything else about you we should know about?
015. MAN I LOVE ZOMBIES, don't you? I mean, who doesn't like zombies?! I want to be a zombie when I grow up. one movie... shaun of the dead.
YOUR MUSIC
016. Who would be your favorite if it wasn't Green Day? Why? fiona apple. she's a bitch!
017. What other bands do you like? Green Day related bands do not count. No more than ten bands please, so make it good. Bush, stone temple pilots, garbage, no doubt, 311, wallflowers, the killers, linkin park, six pense none the richer, and jack off jill.
018. List some of your favorite songs (by those other bands or not, whichever you'd like). No more than ten. paper bag, get gone, and the child is gone - fiona apple. my cat, devil with the black dress, and cinnamon spider - jack off jill. bear me up and sweeter - dave yaden. walk fast and hard times happen - josh kelley.
019.Name a couple of your favorite (non Green Day) music videos and why? the gorillaz - feel good inc because I love the animation and how the guitar guy shows his plumber crack! hey ya by outkast cause I love green and that it's all the same guy.
020. Best concert/show you've ever been to (that wasn't a Green Day show) and why? ugh so many! stone temple pilots was awesome because the crowd was so pumped up, korn with rob zombie on their follow the leader/hillbilly delux albums. they had lots of fire for the pyro and I got the biggest contact buzz of my life lol.
021. Met anyone from any bands? Tell us about your best/favorite encounter with any other bands. I met the calling last year taking photos for a radio station here. I've also met Josh kelley, dave yaden, icp, hootie and the blowfish, and gwar.
022. What band do you hate so much that you want to rip your arm off just so you have something to beat them with and why? (Give a good reason or I'll rip YOUR arm off just so I have something to beat you with -- THIS MUST BE A BAND [again, no Good Charlotte or MCR or any shit like that, blah blah blah, boring, we don't care] No pop/rap/R&B/country artists/groups/bands, those are all so overplayed I want to vomit) godsmack because they cant decide on weither or not they are wiccan. it's not that fucking hard to decide! you either are in the faith or not, but if your not you don't really have the right to sing about the religion! I also hate the darkness because no bad should bring back spandex...
023. Worst show/concert you've ever been too and why? when I saw smile empty soul with linkin park. They sucked so bad almost everyone considered it half time and left to get snacks lol.
024. To end on a good note... Who are some of your other musical heros of the sort and why? bjork, tori amos, and sarah brightman because they are all fearless female singers lol.
YOUR GREEN DAY HISTORY/FAVORITES/ECT.
025. How long have you been a diehard Green Day fan? You are die hard, right? since 95! I was in the 5th grade lol. Gotta love my brothers for that one because if it wasn't for them I would so be listening to rap and wearing nike clothes.
026. How did you get into them? List the first song you heard, what made you decide you wanted to hear more by them, what was your first impression, ect... give us details, bitch.
I heard brain stew and was hooked lol.
027. Have you seen them live? How many times? Include a favorite live moment if you have seen them. I saw them in 96 and was blown away by their energy, then I saw them this past september. I liked how tre kept throwing his drumsticks behind him every other song. And of course when my sister-in-law almost got in a fight with this poser girl sitting by me that got up every other song to go get beer! It's GREEN DAY! beer doesn't mean a damn thing!
028. If you could ask each one of the guys one question, what would you ask them. why they never come to KY lol. I've always seen them in Indianapolis, IN.
029. What is your least favorite (or one that you fucking hate) Green Day song, and why. boulevard of broken dreams because it got too popular way to fast... It made me sick after awhile.
030. You know those random weird noises that Billie makes in some songs? Which one is your favorite and why? Spell it out. Yes, there are a few different ones. the one I like is actually from tre and it's the "kiki" noise he makes in all by myself.
031. What is your favorite song that Green Day has covered? across the universe although it was only a snippit.
032. Give us a favorite Green Day lyric or two. "For what it's worth, it was worth all the while." I loved it so much I got it tattooed on me! and "The world owes me so fuck you!"
033. Any favorite quotes from the guys? not that I can think of right now!
034. What do you hate most about non-asshole Green Day fans? the ones that listen to the music because, "OMG! billy is so hawt!" need to jump off a bridge and get a life...
035. What is your opinion on the American Idiot album? It's different which is awesome and I love the whole rock opera idea and how all the characters tie together.
036. Who is your favorite character from the American Idiot "story", and why? extraordinary girl. I can relate!
037. What is your favorite Green Day member tattoo? List the tattoo(s), who it belongs too, and why it's your favorite. tre's tv falling out the window and billie's snapshot tattoo of adie.
038. Any favorite Green Day tv "special" or appearance? Why? the vma's this past year cause they sang thoe whole version of holiday with the red light and everything! I HATE the edited version!
039. Any favorite Green Day interview? Why? If you can find it online a link will get you bonus points! (maybe... *snicker*) the fuse one where he talked about how he propsed to adie!
040. which member of green day would you most like to see turned into a zombie (or that would make the best zombie.. AND WHY)? Tre. I want to see if he would go after the other members.
041. How big of a Green Day geek are you REALLY? Do you smile like a maniac when you see them on television? Or watch the same program whenever it gets re-aired even though you've seen it a million times over and probably have it on tape? Do you tape (or download, I guess) every single little thing they appear on? Things like that. Give another example BESIDES THESE. You are offering yourself up to ridicule by the Assholes if it's something we find stupid, so no crying if that happens. Go ahead now... I do tape all the events on tv I can get my hands one, buy all the magazines with them on the cover, and tend to get all the odd merchandise I can get my hands on.
FUNTIME WITH LISTS!
042. List all the albums and a few reasons per album about why you love it so much, or what makes it stand out to you, ect. Make sure you list all of the albums (INTERNATIONAL SUPERHITS DOES NOT COUNT. I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU LIST IT.), because you own them all, right?
1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours - It makes me jump on the furniture and have thoughts of setting it on fire lol.
Kerplunk! - they kept their upbeatedness and added some sappy lyrics which was kinda cool. You can tell they were growing as artists.
Dookie - I heard this album and knew they were going to make it.
Insomniac - I don't really listen to this one a lot, but like that it has a little metal sound to it.
Nimrod - this one is my favorite album because of the upbeat songs at the beginning then it greadually gets silly with king for a day, to touching with good riddance.
Warning - Don't have yet but i'm getting it for xmas!
Shenanigans - see warning!
American Idiot - love it! it's upbeat, it bashes politics and makes fun of bush!
043. List your favorite music video from each album and why. (ie - Waiting is my favorite video from the Warning album because..) Dookie: Basket Case cause I love the crazyness that goes on! Insomniac: Brain stew! funnyness! Nimrod: redundent! Because it's so... redundent! :-D Warning: Minority! I like how they made the whole video one big celebration! American Idiot: jesus of suburbia because because I love the story!
044. Because Kaitlyn and Lint are fucked in the brain: equate each member with an animal/creature (of the night, if you wish)/ect and explain why. (If you use the term sexy beast we will eat your liver in a fondue, don't even think about it.)
Billie - a fox except instead of having a poofy tail he has poofy hair :p
Jason Freese - a frog because when I saw him live he was hopping everywhere!
Jason White - a cat because I always think of his old band big cats!
Mike - would be a good monkey because he's boney and is always running around. I bet if you made him mad enough he would fling poo at you!
Tre - A racoon because I could see him rummaging through a womans panty drawer.
045. (in no particular order) List your personal top 3 Green Day "locations" you'd like to go to (ie; Christie Road, ect.) and why.
One - Gilman Street obviously since billie and mike like it so much.
Two - tre's childhood hang outs.
Three - the first place they played as a band.
046. What is your favorite song... (you can list up to 3 for each category)
Guitar-wise? American Idiot
Bass-wise? hitchin a ride
Drum-wise? the grouch
Vocal-wise? take back
Lyric-wise? good riddance (time of your life)
047. And since we can't humiliate you and make you do an interpretive dance... What rad present would you buy for your totally awesome possible moderator(s) to be? Make it good, loser. erm... nude photos of greenday? Or maybe a puppy! Everyone likes puppies!
YOUR GREEN DAY KNOWLEDGE. -- NO CHEATING. WE WILL FIND OUT. AND THEN HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE FILTHY NO GOOD PIECE OF CRAP YOU ARE, YOU DIRTY LIAR.
049. List all REAL NAMES of the bandmembers (including ex-members). Yes, this question is played out, but do we care? No. List them. Billie Joe Armstrong, Michael Ryan Pritchard, Frank Edwin Wright III, and John Kriftmeyer?
050. Name some Green Day related bands. Extra points if you can name all 4 that I'm thinking of. I pass it's almost 3am and I can't think that well anymore!
051. Billie cowrote a song for another band back in the early to mid nineties. Name the song and the band. see question 50!
052. Who was the song "Reject" written about? about an angry mother that was mad at the fact that her son had managed to get a album of theres when she found it too raunchy for him.
053. Who is Ronnie Blake and where is he originally from? no clue.
054. What beverage out of beer bottles does Green Day like best? (Hint; Kerplunk) heinekin!! :-D
055. Collectively, how many children do the members of Green Day have? 5!
056. What is your opinion of Adrienne Armstrong? without her billie would not be!
057. Name one of the Armstrong family's former felines. (So basically name one of their dead cats). they had cats?
058. Name at least two songs that Billie didn't write the lyrics to, if you know more, list them. Dominated Love Slave and scumbag
059. Explain who the following people are and their relation to Green Day;
Timmy Chunks: dunno!
Aaron Cometbus: dunno
Bill Schneider: - Guitar tuner
Steve Nesser: Adies brother.
Horatio Bojangles: dunno
FINAL QUESTION.
060. What makes you a Green Day asshole? Why should we pick you?
Don't beg and plead, it makes you look like a pathetic mortal. because I spent 3 hrs on this losing precious sleep! :-D