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YOU.
001. What the hell's your name?Becky
002. Age & Location? 14 and in surrey, canada's hood
003. How did you find out about us, the illustrious Green Day Assholes?I was profile hopping, (one of my hobbies)
004. Mustard? ,,eew,,no,,maybe,,
005. What is your favorite kind of candy? You can list a few.
anything with a large amount of sugar in it,,or chocolate,
006. What is the absolute dumbest thing you have ever done, moron?
walking around at 9 at night with a friend, with no shoes on, my other friends shoes were on my hands (he was waiting at my house), we wanted to go to the gas-station, but I said "but i have no shoes on! i can't go in there!" (i was on a sugar-high so i didn't realize i had shoes in my hands),,,my friend called me a retard and pointed to the shoes on my hands, and said "wear those one's retard!"
007. If you could torture anyone and get away with it. Who would you torture, how would you do it (be creative!), and why? (If you say George W. Bush or Good Charlotte or any pop artist or actor/actress I will personally come to your house and pull out your toenails, or well, have someone do it for me because that's fucking disgusting, but you get what I'm trying to say here. We want people who REALLY should be slapped in the face, come on now.)
I would torture,,,,,, the person that invented the neutical, (if you don't know, a neutical is a fake testical for dogs when they get neutered and you feel sorry for them) ,seriously? what sick, perverted asshole would make something like that? ,,,a fake ball for a dog, nobody wants to see that!, and you wanna know what I'd do to them? I would chop off his balls (assuming it's a guy) and replace them with his sick, stupid invention!
008. Who's one person you admire that has nothing to do with Green Day, and why.
uuuhm,, Bill Gates, 'cause that guy proves that nerds will rule the world,,through computers! muahahaha!,,plus he has 50 billion dollors, I mean, he's probably full blown nutty with that much cash,,how could you not be?
009. What else are you into other than Green Day/music?
anything ska, punk(real) or underground
010. What's your favorite comic strip (internet [give us a link if that's the case] or otherwise)?
Nothing Nice To Say, Questionable Content, 21 Dead Monkeys and Penny Arcade
011. KEYBOARD MASH, YOU DIRTY WHORE. (Bonus points if you can impress Kaitlyn the mod):
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012. What are your favorite restaurants? Tell us all, the fancy, the ghetto.. go on now.
,,,does Subway count? Because other than that, I don't go out to eat,,at all
013. List a couple favorite..
Books;Eragon, the Outsiders, Rebel Sell, Hitch-hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Magazines;Spin, Guitar World
Movies;Nightmare Before Christmas, Dawn Of The Dead, Land Of The Dead, Tank Girl
Television shows;naruto, the simpsons, futurama, anything on the comedy network
Websites;GDA, nexopia.com, *checks favourites* mxtabs.net
014. Anything else about you we should know about?
I once was the leader of a balloon sculpting ninja clan,,but we disbanned, so now I'm just a lone ska-punk-ninja,
015. MAN I LOVE ZOMBIES, don't you? I mean, who doesn't like zombies?! I want to be a zombie when I grow up.
dude! I wanna be a zombie too!,,or better yet, own a zombie as a pet!,,oh wiat,, they prefer to be call the "living impared" you know,
YOUR MUSIC
016. Who would be your favorite if it wasn't Green Day? Why?
Mass Undergoe, they're a local band, and the lead singer and bassist came from my school, so they give me pride to be from the crappiest school in BC, (plus they're wicked hot)
017. What other bands do you like? Green Day related bands do not count. No more than ten bands please, so make it good.
the epoxies, flogging molly, mighty mighty bosstones, spunge, plain white T's, a wilhelm scream, anti-flag
018. List some of your favorite songs (by those other bands or not, whichever you'd like). No more than ten.
everything went numb, kicking pigeon, the impression that I get, united states of what ever, synthesized
019.Name a couple of your favorite (non Green Day) music videos and why
"Stop Looking At Me", I have a love-affair with cheap graphics, "ocean Avenue" because the lead singer gets hit by a car, and falls out a window
020. Best concert/show you've ever been to (that wasn't a Green Day show) and why?
second Mass Undergoe show I've been to because the lead singer was talking to us alot (it was a very small crowd
021. Met anyone from any bands? Tell us about your best/favorite encounter with any other bands.
uuuuhm, does it count that my guitar teacher is from the band Troope? (if anyone even knows who they are,,apparently they were very famous)
022. What band do you hate so much that you want to rip your arm off just so you have something to beat them with and why? (Give a good reason or I'll rip YOUR arm off just so I have something to beat you with -- THIS MUST BE A BAND [again, no Good Charlotte or MCR or any shit like that, blah blah blah, boring, we don't care] No pop/rap/R&B/country artists/groups/bands, those are all so overplayed I want to vomit) Nine Inch Nails, just the new stuff, 'cause I heard some of their songs, and they sounded the exact fucking same, i think they onlt changed about 5 words when they were recording their album, and kept the exact same chords, maybe made a different rythem with them, I don't know,,but the fucking suck now!
023. Worst show/concert you've ever been too and why?
,,,only been to 2 shows (don't get out much) and they were both pretty damn good, exccept for the second one, because there was only like 10 people there
024. To end on a good note... Who are some of your other musical heros of the sort and why?
the founding fathers of punk, the ramones, sex pistols, and the clash because,,well,,they made the greatest type of music you could ever listen to, and they were damn good at doin' it
YOUR GREEN DAY HISTORY/FAVORITES/ECT.
025. How long have you been a diehard Green Day fan? You are die hard, right?
since about,,2001,,when i started actually listening to music
026. How did you get into them? List the first song you heard, what made you decide you wanted to hear more by them, what was your first impression, ect... give us details, bitch.
the first song of them I heard was Basketcase, and I really like it because I could really identify with the song, and the music video as wicked cool, then I saw the american idiot video and thought that was just completely and utterly amazing,,plus i thought Billie Joe was pretty hot,,,and usually when I like at least 2 songs by a band, and can become a bit obsessive
027. Have you seen them live? How many times? Include a favorite live moment if you have seen them.
STOP REMINDING ME THAT I'VE NEVER SEEM THEM OR ANYBODY ELSE LIVE! you mean person!
028. If you could ask each one of the guys one question, what would you ask them.
to Tre, "what exactly is the Bullwinkle," hehehehe,,uhm, for Billie I would say, "how the hell do you have so much energy to run around a stage for like, 2 hours?" and to Mike, "uhm, I don't really know how to play [place hard GD bassline here], could you show me how to play it by wrapping your arms around me helping me with it?"
029. What is your least favorite (or one that you fucking hate) Green Day song, and why.
i dont really like the Grouch, because it sorta sounds like Brat, and I didn't really like that song in the first place
030. You know those random weird noises that Billie makes in some songs? Which one is your favorite and why? Spell it out. Yes, there are a few different ones. uuuhm,,I would say the "sho!" sound, totally cool, *thumbs up*
031. What is your favorite song that Green Day has covered?
I like My Generation, 'cause it's,,well,,it's the Who, how could you not like it?
032. Give us a favorite Green Day lyric or two.
"Got a head full of lead, you're a inbred bastard son", "Clenching my teeth tight, My head is like a sponge, Give it to me free, I wanna get ripped off "
033. Any favorite quotes from the guys?
"how many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, one to screw in the light bulb, and the other to suck my dick!"
034. What do you hate most about non-asshole Green Day fans?
they only talk about how hot "billy jo" is
035. What is your opinion on the American Idiot album?
it's pretty damn good, not my absolute favourite album, but i always love a good ol' concept album
036. Who is your favorite character from the American Idiot "story", and why?
St. Jimmy, cause he's a badass that doesn't play by anybody's rules exccept his own,,,,and he's a wicked cool crack addict
037. What is your favorite Green Day member tattoo? List the tattoo(s), who it belongs too, and why it's your favorite.
I like the big tat on mike's left shoulder, it sorta reminds me of my mom's tattoo, the whole water theme bit), and on Billie, the photostrip of Adrienne, because it really shows how much he love his wife, and it's really cute
038. Any favorite Green Day tv "special" or appearance? Why?
When they were on MuchOnDemand, everything they did and talked about was green day related, which is a welcome change from the "omg who's that new guy lindsey lohan is hanging off of?"
039. Any favorite Green Day interview? Why? If you can find it online a link will get you bonus points! (maybe... *snicker*)
the AOL interview when they answered the text questions,,with the Tre:"But we're together(points at Mike)", the look on his face was priceless
040. which member of green day would you most like to see turned into a zombie (or that would make the best zombie.. AND WHY)?
the best zombie? well I would say Billie because people would be completely frozen by his good looks and then he can bite them and make his zombie army bigger!,,but them again,,but then again, Mike is pretty strong, so he can hold his victims down,,,and for some reason, I think Tre's teeth look pretty sharp,,hmmm,,,can I say that they all should be zombies?
041. How big of a Green Day geek are you REALLY? Do you smile like a maniac when you see them on television? Or watch the same program whenever it gets re-aired even though you've seen it a million times over and probably have it on tape? Do you tape (or download, I guess) every single little thing they appear on? Things like that. Give another example BESIDES THESE. You are offering yourself up to ridicule by the Assholes if it's something we find stupid, so no crying if that happens. Go ahead now...
uhm, well, whenever they're on tv, and I'm at a friend's house, I steal the controller from them and hold it hostage until until it's over, (even if it's just a commercial, and I have about 30 websites in my favourites of either interviews or performances, I do download any of their performances/appearances that I can find,,plus, I made a green day t-shirt for my home-made doll, Amy
FUNTIME WITH LISTS!
042. Give us a few reasons per album about why you love it so much, or what makes it stand out to you, ect. Make sure you write something about all of the albums (INTERNATIONAL SUPERHITS DOES NOT COUNT. I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU ADD IT.), because you own them all, right?
1,039 SOSH -don't own it 'cause I'm poor (yea happy now?)
Kerplunk! -this is pretty damn good, because it's when they have all the punk cred and were truely the kings of the underground
Dookie -with this one they prove you can complain about ex-girlfriends and still not be a sell-out
Insomniac -pretty good, not my favourite, but still good, really aggressive
Nimrod -I have no idea why, but this is my favourite album,,the songs are just so damn catchy
Warning -don't own it, (still poor)
Shenanigans -I would have to go on a 3 year expadition to be able to find this in any music stores
American Idiot -I said it before and I'll say it again, I'm a sucker for a concept album
043. Name your favorite music video from each of these albums and why
Dookie -Basketcase,,, insane asylum, need I say more?
Insomniac -Walking Contradiction,,I lvoe watching stuff/person get destroyed
Nimrod -Redundant,,so fucking trippy
Warning -Warning,,watching a guy almost get killed is just as good as watching one get killed
American Idiot -tie between American Idiot and Holiday,,,wet green day or drunk green day? hmm, tough choice
044. Because Kaitlyn and Lint are fucked in the brain: equate each member with an animal/creature (of the night, if you wish)/ect and explain why. (If you use the term sexy beast we will eat your liver in a fondue, don't even think about it.)
Billie;I would say cat,,'cause he has that cat-like attitude, ya know?
Jason Freese;I have no clue what he would be,,,maybe a bird, 'cause I think his nose if weird lookin'
Jason White;a fox,,you know how a fox's tail is all fluffy? well his hair is really fluffy lookin' too!
Mike;I think Mike always reminded my of a puppy dog,
Tre;a rat because when they stand up their balls go inside them! hahahaha!,,I'm sorry, that was mean,,,but he sorta does have big eyes like a rat
045. (in no particular order) List your personal top 3 Green Day "locations" you'd like to go to (ie; Christie Road, ect.) and why.
One;924 Gilam,, 'cause what's better then an awsome punk club?
Two; christie road,,just sounds like a nice place to sit around, and think
Three;welcome to paradise flat, *shrug* i don't know, sounds like my room,,except maybe cleaner
046. What is your favorite song... (you can list up to 3 for each category)
Guitar-wise?Basketcase, and Good riddance
Bass-wise?warning and longview,,and welcome to paradise
Drum-wise?longview, american idiot
Vocal-wise?when i come around
Lyric-wise?jesus of suburbia
047. And since we can't humiliate you and make you do an interpretive dance to amuse us... What rad present would you buy for our totally awesome moderators? Make it good, loser.
Choady;a death ray
Lintsay;2 zombies (fully intact)
Kaitlyn;a unicorn that shoots death rainbows out of it's horn
YOUR GREEN DAY KNOWLEDGE.
NO CHEATING. WE WILL FIND OUT. AND THEN HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE FILTHY NO GOOD PIECE OF CRAP YOU ARE, YOU DIRTY LIAR.
049. List all REAL NAMES of the bandmembers (including ex-members). Yes, this question is played out, but do we care? No. List them. Billie Joe Armstrong, Micheal Ryan Pritchard, Frank Edwin Wright III, John Kiftmeyer (is that how you spell it?)
050. Name some Green Day related bands. Extra points if you can name all 4 that I'm thinking of.
the network, pinhead gunpowder, the frustratrs, the lookouts,,,,screeching weasel
051. Billie cowrote a song for another band back in the early to mid nineties. Name the song and the band.
no friggin' clue
052. Who was the song "Reject" written about?
a stupid bitch that wrote a letter to them complaining about their album
053. Who is Ronnie Blake and where is he originally from?hell if i know
054. What beverage out of beer bottles does Green Day like best?uuuhm,,heinekin,,?
055. Collectively, how many children do the members of Green Day have?5
056. What is your opinion of Adrienne Armstrong?
very pretty, and about the luckiest girl in the luckiest girl in the world
057. Name one of the Armstrong family's former felines. (So basically name one of their dead cats).
wasn't one of them named zero?
058. Name at least two songs that Billie didn't write the lyrics to, if you know more, list them.
Dominated Love Slave, J.A.R., emenius sleepus, nobody likes you, rock 'n roll girlfriend, DUI
059. Explain who the following people are and their relation to Green Day.
Timmy Chunks:no idea
Aaron Cometbus:uhm, he was at a couple of their shows handing out buttons for his zine
Bill Schneider:don't know
Steve Nesser:adrienne's brother
Horatio Bojangles:don't know
FINAL QUESTION.
060. What makes you a Green Day asshole? Why should we pick you?
Don't beg and plead, it makes you look like a pathetic mortal.
because if I'm accepted here I can prove to all the pathetic losers I call my friends that I can be accepted by at least 2 people, and god damnit! I deserve it! because I have dedicated 4 years (that's how many I can remeember at least) of my life so far to obsessing over how great green day is
EXTRA CREDIT!!!!!
This isn't an application requirement, but for our own personal enjoyment/amusement, this will not effect our votes any way at all... or will it? Dun dun dunnnnnn. ANYWAY...
Your mission: Draw a photo of Green Day on Windows Paint or an equivalent program if you have a Mac or whatever and post it here. (IT MUST BE WINDOWS PAINT. None of those fancy schmancy graphic programs. We fully support the hilarity added to artwork from the amazing shittyness of Windows Paint) You can draw it from a real photo, or a video screen shot, or just make up something... as long as it features all members of the band (or extra members of the band, we may or may not be partial to drawings including them...). Show us your stuff. USE YOUR IMAGINATION, BE CREATIVE!!!!!!!
Post it here:my computer is to much of a bitch to let me