*gulp* don't kill me.
YOU.
001. What the hell's your name? Caitlin.
002. Age & Location? 12 (Yeah i'm young, but that shouldn't change anything) London, UK.
003. How did you find out about us, the illustrious Green Day Assholes? I found out as I was reading comments in Gd__is__love
004. Mustard? Nah, Mayo.
005. What is your favorite kind of candy? You can list a few. Rock Candy, American Chocolate, Vegitarian Prawn Crackers from crappy Chinese resturants in the UK.
006. What is the absolute dumbest thing you have ever done, moron? Smashed my back door window the other day, now I Owe my family £60.00 (Thats $120.00) or Gave my Green Day American Idiot tour tickets away to my sister before I stupidly didn't know who they were.
007. If you could torture anyone and get away with it. Who would you torture, how would you do it (be creative!), and why? (If you say George W. Bush or Good Charlotte or any pop artist or actor/actress I will personally come to your house and pull out your toenails, or well, have someone do it for me because that's fucking disgusting, but you get what I'm trying to say here. We want people who REALLY should be slapped in the face, come on now.) My ex-bestfriend Jamie, I would probally knife him in a alley, and hit him over the head with a chair, then bring him to my house, and chain him up on my wall, and put ear plugs in my ears, and blast "G4" or "Backstreet boy's" so he would be deafend. Then I'd blind him with the sheer hottness of Rock 'n' Roll man.
008. Who's one person you admire that has nothing to do with Green Day, and why. Probally My dad, Johnny rotten from The Sex Pistols, Morrisey from The smiths, or myself.
My dad probally because he lived through the Punk decade, and is so fucking experianced with life. Johnny Rotten because he said this "People say i'm arrogant, cunty, shitfaced, whatever, Yeah I agree. But what's wrong with that?" Greatest point I ever heard, He is like God. Morrisey, because he is so fucking arrogant and vain, it makes me fall in love with him, and his voice when he was in The smiths was sexy. And me, yeah I know it's vain, but because I give two shits about anything, Why the fuck dose it matter if someone says "Oh you're a bitch" or "Your a complete cunt" Why the hell dose it matter, if you know its not true, and even if it is, why dose it still?
009. What else are you into other than Green Day/music? Converse, Vans, Zoooligy, Photography, The arts, Drama, Socioligy, and the sheer pain of politics.
010. What's your favorite comic strip (internet [give us a link if that's the case] or otherwise)? Penny-arcade is fucking god.
011. KEYBOARD MASH, YOU DIRTY WHORE. (Bonus points if you can impress Kaitlyn the mod): MOSH PIT!!! DJBNISDUBGIASDGIEBRGIEARBGIERJHBG
012. What are your favorite restaurants? Tell us all, the fancy, the ghetto.. go on now. Uhm... Ferrier Chip shop (A place where they sell fries, FOR DIRT CHEAP! *cheesy grin*) And some italian Resturant in oxford street... AND THIS FUCKING GREAT SANDWHICH SHOP IN PRIMROSE HILL!
013. List a couple favorite..
Books; Every Harry potter book (yeah so original)
Magazines; Kerrang! NME, And Q.
Movies; Blow, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory Both new and old, Scary movie 3.
Television shows; Fresh Prince of Bel air, The simpsons, Kerrang top Ten, Dead ringers, Big brother, Balamory (you'd get me if you lived in the UK)
Websites; www.Penny-arcade.com www.Livejournal.com www.Theonion.com www.google.com
014. Anything else about you we should know about? I am from the U.S. OF A. But i live in ROCK 'N' ROLL England, London, which sucks when you live on a council estate with no money.
015. MAN I LOVE ZOMBIES, don't you? I mean, who doesn't like zombies?! I want to be a zombie when I grow up. I love zombies, So much that Shawn of the Dead actually scared me, I LOVE ZOMBIES SO MUCH I HAVE A CAT WHO HAS A... yeah I got nothing.
YOUR MUSIC
016. Who would be your favorite if it wasn't Green Day? Why? Either Blink-182, The clash, or Dustins baf mitzfa (SP?)
017. What other bands do you like? Green Day related bands do not count. No more than ten bands please, so make it good. WE ARE SCIENTISTS, The Clash, The Smiths, Dustins, Death
Cab + Postal service, Bowling 4 soup, Blink-182, The Strokes, and My chemical Romance.
018. List some of your favorite songs (by those other bands or not, whichever you'd like). No more than ten. Great escape - WE ARE SCIENTISTS. Wonderwall - Oasis. Adams song - Blink-182.
019.Name a couple of your favorite (non Green Day) music videos and why Kaiser Chiefs - Modern way. Honest Mistake - The Bravrey. Rock 'n' roll queen - The Subways.
020. Best concert/show you've ever been to (that wasn't a Green Day show) and why?
I have never been to a concert, Never moshed, Never screamed, Never shown my boobs... *le sigh* I can't wait till my first concert.
021. Met anyone from any bands? Tell us about your best/favorite encounter with any other bands. I could've met The cure, but I decied not to. Uh, but I did meat Dr. Dre and some basket ball player both by accident. Oh and I met that really annoying girl from all those music vidoes, and Drake and Josh, Me and her had a conversation about MT.dew, it was alright.
022. What band do you hate so much that you want to rip your arm off just so you have something to beat them with and why? (Give a good reason or I'll rip YOUR arm off just so I have something to beat you with -- THIS MUST BE A BAND [again, no Good Charlotte or MCR or any shit like that, blah blah blah, boring, we don't care] No pop/rap/R&B/country artists/groups/bands, those are all so overplayed I want to vomit) Coldpaly. Coldplay are so fucking moany, all they do is have fight with decent fucking bands, or moan about how fucking great they are, Yeah THEY MOAN ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE. They are so shit they got beaten by the "CRAZY FROG" For fuck sakes, And when they tryed to make it big in the states, I ADORED the US. Newspapers. I fucking Love you america.
023. Worst show/concert you've ever been too and why? Never been to one.
024. To end on a good note... Who are some of your other musical heros of the sort and why? Johnny Rotten, Morriesy, Joe strummer, because they are all punk heros to me, because they showed me not to take any shit from anyone, and you shouldn't.
YOUR GREEN DAY HISTORY/FAVORITES/ECT.
025. How long have you been a diehard Green Day fan? You are die hard, right?Die hard? phhhss, More like ALREADY DEAD . Since September 2004,
026. How did you get into them? List the first song you heard, what made you decide you wanted to hear more by them, what was your first impression, ect... give us details, bitch. My ex-bestfriend showed them to me, and I fell in love. He played Me American Idiot, but the first song I can remember listening to was when I was about 5, listening to Mionority, I just remeber a faint vision of the parade, and then my sister coming into the room with a big hat, because it was ST.PATRICKS day. The reason why I wanted to hear more was because they were addictive, they kinda suck you in, and probally in 30 years time, they'll spit me back out. They are great.
027. Have you seen them live? How many times? Include a favorite live moment if you have seen them. I have never seen them
028. If you could ask each one of the guys one question, what would you ask them. (And DON'T ask about the fucking Bullwinkle or Cat will pour bleach down your throat and light you on fire.) Billie Joe - What inspiered you to get into a punk band?
Mike - How the fuck do you play bass that good, why can't I play like you.
Tre - Where the hell did you get your hair cut, I want one.
029. What is your least favorite (or one that you fucking hate) Green Day song, and why. probally "Give me novicane" Its so fucking boring, I am sorry, but it really dose suck, the tempo is slow, its really fucking long, and its just them complaining. Nope, defintly my least favorite.
030. You know those random weird noises that Billie makes in some songs? Which one is your favorite and why? Spell it out. Yes, there are a few different ones.
SHHHHHHAAA - Starting of holiday.
FUCK - When he puts emphises on that word in "Nice guy's finish last"
Alright - He says it so awsomely in "Warning" Me and my sister do an impression.
And the little "Eh." - at the ending of every sentance in the first verse off of "Only of you" off of 1039/smoothed.
031. What is your favorite song that Green Day has covered? "I fought the law" Its such a great song man, they did it 100 times better than when the clash covered it.
032. Give us a favorite Green Day lyric or two. "Am I retarded? Or am I just overjoyed?"- JOS or
"I'm walking down the line,
That divides me somewhere in my mind,
On the border line of the edge,
And where I walk alone.
Read between the lines of what's,
fucked up and everything's alright,
Check my vital signs to know i'm still alive,
And I walk alone." BOBD or
"I'm having trouble trying to sleep,
I'm counting sheep but running out,
As time ticks by,
And still I try,
No rest for crosstops in my mind.
On my own here we go. Brain stew.
033. Any favorite quotes from the guys?
Billie Joe: "Punk rocks dead, and I fucking killed it"
Mike: "All my religous beliefs are from starwars"
Tre: "I once milked my dog to get milk for some coffee."
034. What do you hate most about non-asshole Green Day fans?
They are to nice, they're like "OH EVERYTHINGS GREAT." When there house is burning down, and there computer has bonzo screaming at the top of his lungs "I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!" and you 'x' him out of your computer... Stupid purple monkey.
035. What is your opinion on the American Idiot album?
I fucking love it, I am listening to it as we speak, it's one of my favorites, I don't care if it's their latest album, it rocks, it's got a good beat, so I don't really care what the critics have to say.
036. Who is your favorite character from the American Idiot "story", and why?
Whatsername. She seems so cool, I really like her additude towards things, she is just a depressed misunderstood girl, reminds me a bit of a lot of people I know, I like her.
037. What is your favorite Green Day member tattoo? List the tattoo(s), who it belongs too, and why it's your favorite. Billie Joes “PUNX” tattoo between his indexfinger and thumb on his left hand, because it took me ages to find it on everyone of my posters.
038. Any favorite Green Day tv "special" or appearance? Why?
On storytellers, that was great, and Green Day day on MTV was fun.
039. Any favorite Green Day interview? Why? If you can find it online a link will get you bonus points! (maybe... *snicker*) Uhm, probally when they got asked questions on storytellers, they were really funny and original.
040. which member of green day would you most like to see turned into a zombie (or that would make the best zombie.. AND WHY)? Mike, hes quiet and is blonde… and blonde is kinda close to Green… kinda… Plus mike would have the best reasons to eat you, because I mean come on its mike
041. How big of a Green Day geek are you REALLY? Do you smile like a maniac when you see them on television? Or watch the same program whenever it gets re-aired even though you've seen it a million times over and probably have it on tape? Do you tape (or download, I guess) every single little thing they appear on? Things like that. Give another example BESIDES THESE. You are offering yourself up to ridicule by the Assholes if it's something we find stupid, so no crying if that happens. Go ahead now... I smile when I see them on the TV, because if someone I know is sitting there beside me, I know they’re thinking “She is gonna piddle herself with excitement.” Or when one of their songs come on, I always say “Oh, do you know this is by -“ “LET ME GUESS CJ, GREEN DAY?” and I nod along happily, singing the lyrics like the sad little pre-teen I am. I think I am quite a big geek, as just yesterday I sent Kerrang! Magazine an letter about how much Green Day should be praised, and how fucking great they are.
Hmmmm. What else? I think I’m a big Green Day geek, because My sister and her boyfriend quizzed me on “HOW MUCH OF A GREEN DAY FAN ARE YOU?” And every question I could give an awnser, but then again, they were easy. Uh, I might be a big Green Day geek because I bought a shite critics DVD on Green Day, and everything they said I knew was bollocks. And yeah, there is a lot more than that.
FUNTIME WITH LISTS!
042. Give us a few reasons per album about why you love it so much, or what makes it stand out to you, ect. Make sure you write something about all of the albums (INTERNATIONAL SUPERHITS DOES NOT COUNT. I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU ADD IT.), because you own them all, right?
1,039 SOSH - Because they have their little squeaky voices, and the shit drummer.
Kerplunk! - Still squeaky voices, but this time with TRE!
Dookie - Burnout rocks, and because the fangirls only know this album and AI.
Insomniac - I just wanna mosh whenever I hear it.
Nimrod - I wanna call you stupid, but I know that’s to mean
Warning - Billie Joe’s voice has now developed, and he sounds smexy.
Shenanigans - Eh. Its okay, I like the name, and the head banging riffs.
American Idiot - Story time, long songs 5 parts each, Hand granade looks cool, now in 30’s, voice fully developed and sounds awesome!
043. Name your favorite music video from each of these albums and why
Dookie - Longview. Because it looks like me every summer.
Insomniac - Brain stew - Because the hula dancers are fucking awesome, and fuck with my head completely
Nimrod - Redundant - Because I love the repitition, it scares me at the ending when the girl screams, it’s a very powerful music video.
Warning - Waiting - I love it when it freezes, ‘cause it looks really great, I wish I could do that to all my friends and take a picture of it, it is one of my favorite Green Day videos.
American Idiot - BOBD - AI, I want green paint to blast out of my speakers DAMMNIT!
044. Because Kaitlyn and Lint are fucked in the brain: equate each member with an animal/creature (of the night, if you wish)/ect and explain why. (If you use the term sexy beast we will eat your liver in a fondue, don't even think about it.)
Billie; A misunderstood lizard
Jason Freese; A squirrel who loves tomatoes.
Jason White; A two headed ferret (I SAW ONE OF THOES IT WAS FUCKING CREEPY)
Mike; An rooster who likes to do the chicken dance.
Tre; An nocturnal walrus.
They would all be part of a new version of Alice and wonderland, yet in this version, far more sex and violence, and Alice is a whore trying to fuck The misunderstood Lizard, but ends up fucking the nocturnal walrus for fun and money, then the two headed ferret chops his other head off, and sends it to the rooster and the squirrel through the mail, to say “I love you” in Fertish, but misunderstands it for “Heres a tomatoe,” and eats it.
It was fun.
045. (in no particular order) List your personal top 3 Green Day "locations" you'd like to go to (ie; Christie Road, ect.) and why.
One; City of the dammed - Sounds like fun.
Two; Mikes resturant. - I’m hungry.
Three; The setting they shot the “redundant” music video in, because I liked the colors.
046. What is your favorite song... (you can list up to 3 for each category)
Guitar-wise? St.Jimmy, Nice guy’s finish last, and basket case.
Bass-wise? Longview, and Brain stew.
Drum-wise? Nice guy’s finish last, (ding ding ding) and WMUWSE
Vocal-wise? Only of you, When I come around & she.
Lyric-wise? Brain stew, JOS & Holiday.
047. And since we can't humiliate you and make you do an interpretive dance to amuse us... What rad present would you buy for our totally awesome moderators? Make it good, loser.
Choady; A bumble bee tuna set.
Lintsay; Chop sticks.
Kaitlyn; Some plates.
YOUR GREEN DAY KNOWLEDGE.
NO CHEATING. WE WILL FIND OUT. AND THEN HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE FILTHY NO GOOD PIECE OF CRAP YOU ARE, YOU DIRTY LIAR.
049. List all REAL NAMES of the bandmembers (including ex-members). Yes, this question is played out, but do we care? No. List them. Billie Joe Armstrong. Michael Ryan Pritchard, Frank Edwin Wright III, Jason white.
I am sorry, but to be honest I can’t remember that fucking ex-drummers name.
050. Name some Green Day related bands. Extra points if you can name all 4 that I'm thinking of. Pihead gunpowder, The donnas (Tre went out with one of them), Blink-182 (went on tour with them) and Screeching Weasel.
I am probally so wrong.
051. Billie cowrote a song for another band back in the early to mid nineties. Name the song and the band. I have no fucking idea.
052. Who was the song "Reject" written about?
I heard a rumor that it was about that letter Billie Joe was sent from A mother, who got Insonamic for her son for his 8th birthday, and the mother got angry at the lyrics.
053. Who is Ronnie Blake and where is he originally from?
I am sorry once again, I have no idea.
054. What beverage out of beer bottles does Green Day like best?
Heiniken? Uh… steller? I don’t know.
055. Collectively, how many children do the members of Green Day have?
5 kids.
056. What is your opinion of Adrienne Armstrong?
She seems really cool, very nice woman. She and Billie really suit, and you can see the little boy inside of Billie when he looks into Adrienne’s eyes, its so sweet.
057. Name one of the Armstrong family's former felines. (So basically name one of their dead cats). Fuzzy the tom cat?
058. Name at least two songs that Billie didn't write the lyrics to, if you know more, list them. Like a rat dose cheese, - BY TRE. Dominated love slave - Tre, and I read somewhere in a magazine that Mike wrote Longview.
059. Explain who the following people are and their relation to Green Day.
Timmy Chunks:
Aaron Cometbus:
Bill Schneider:
Steve Nesser:
Horatio Bojangles:
FINAL QUESTION.
060. What makes you a Green Day asshole? Why should we pick you?
Don't beg and plead, it makes you look like a pathetic mortal.
Because I am a fucking cunt, and I deserve to be spat on by every punk in this world, because I’m just a sad little pre-teen who can fucking admit it, GOT IT?
EXTRA CREDIT!!!!!
This isn't an application requirement, but for our own personal enjoyment/amusement, this will not effect our votes any way at all... or will it? Dun dun dunnnnnn. ANYWAY...
Your mission: Draw a photo of Green Day on Windows Paint or an equivalent program if you have a Mac or whatever and post it here. (IT MUST BE WINDOWS PAINT. None of those fancy schmancy graphic programs. We fully support the hilarity added to artwork from the amazing shittyness of Windows Paint) You can draw it from a real photo, or a video screen shot, or just make up something... as long as it features all members of the band (or extra members of the band, we may or may not be partial to drawings including them...). Show us your stuff. USE YOUR IMAGINATION, BE CREATIVE!!!!!!!
Post it here:
I was using a laptop with a crappy automatic mouse pad, don't blame me okay?