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YOU.
001. What the hell's your name? mollie
002. Age & Location? 16, mexico
003. How did you find out about us, the illustrious Green Day Assholes? thru lj search
004. Mustard? no
005. What is your favorite kind of candy? You can list a few. daniel radcliffe
006. What is the absolute dumbest thing you have ever done, moron? i had sex with craig nicholls and then i found out i was only his 18th fuck after jules. :/
007. If you could torture anyone and get away with it. Who would you torture, how would you do it (be creative!), and why? (If you say George W. Bush or Good Charlotte or any pop artist or actor/actress I will personally come to your house and pull out your toenails, or well, have someone do it for me because that's fucking disgusting, but you get what I'm trying to say here. We want people who REALLY should be slapped in the face, come on now.) charlotte church, because she is a fucking asshole who makes boring music and dissed my homeboy pete by saying his music was not good.
008. Who's one person you admire that has nothing to do with Green Day, and why. kevin federline
009. What else are you into other than Green Day/music? crack
010. What's your favorite comic strip (internet [give us a link if that's the case] or otherwise)? no
011. KEYBOARD MASH, YOU DIRTY WHORE. (Bonus points if you can impress Kaitlyn the mod): no
012. What are your favorite restaurants? Tell us all, the fancy, the ghetto.. go on now. casa de craig (a great place you probably haven't heard of it)
013. List a couple favorite..
Books; pete doherty: my prodigal son by jacqueline doherty
Magazines; paste, nylon, zink, teenstuff
Movies; bring it on, i still know what you did last summer
Television shows; lost, MADE, making the band season 12, i want a famous face
Websites; google.com
014. Anything else about you we should know about? no
015. MAN I LOVE ZOMBIES, don't you? I mean, who doesn't like zombies?! I want to be a zombie when I grow up. vampires have better songs written about them.
YOUR MUSIC
016. Who would be your favorite if it wasn't Green Day? Why? battles because they are the fucking shit.
017. What other bands do you like? Green Day related bands do not count. No more than ten bands please, so make it good. joy division, the libertines, battles, liars, the smiths, the strokes, tullycraft, black eyes, lightning bolt, british sea power
018. List some of your favorite songs (by those other bands or not, whichever you'd like). No more than ten. les savy fav - the sweat descends, the vines - outtathaway!, the boy least likely to - monsters, joy division - she's lost control.
019.Name a couple of your favorite (non Green Day) music videos and why nelly - grillz.
020. Best concert/show you've ever been to (that wasn't a Green Day show) and why? the boy least likely to was fun.
021. Met anyone from any bands? Tell us about your best/favorite encounter with any other bands. smoking crack with pete doherty.
022. What band do you hate so much that you want to rip your arm off just so you have something to beat them with and why? (Give a good reason or I'll rip YOUR arm off just so I have something to beat you with -- THIS MUST BE A BAND [again, no Good Charlotte or MCR or any shit like that, blah blah blah, boring, we don't care] No pop/rap/R&B/country artists/groups/bands, those are all so overplayed I want to vomit) the killers because they suck and are not fresh or innovative in any way.
023. Worst show/concert you've ever been too and why? the mars volta because they are assholes.
024. To end on a good note... Who are some of your other musical heros of the sort and why? moz
YOUR GREEN DAY HISTORY/FAVORITES/ECT.
025. How long have you been a diehard Green Day fan? You are die hard, right? 16 years
026. How did you get into them? List the first song you heard, what made you decide you wanted to hear more by them, what was your first impression, ect... give us details, bitch. i was force fed them by my father who used to have gay sex with the lead singer on a daily basis before they became famous.
027. Have you seen them live? How many times? Include a favorite live moment if you have seen them. yes i saw them like 2 years ago and billie joe wanked off on stage. this is actually a true story.
028. If you could ask each one of the guys one question, what would you ask them. (And DON'T ask about the fucking Bullwinkle or Cat will pour bleach down your throat and light you on fire.) why do you wear such tight pants you are like 35
029. What is your least favorite (or one that you fucking hate) Green Day song, and why. jesus of suburbia because my friend and i used to make fun of it for sucking and it was funny.
030. You know those random weird noises that Billie makes in some songs? Which one is your favorite and why? Spell it out. Yes, there are a few different ones. no
031. What is your favorite song that Green Day has covered? i dont know.
032. Give us a favorite Green Day lyric or two. is it cruel or kind not to speak my mind and to lie to you rather than hurt you
033. Any favorite quotes from the guys? no
034. What do you hate most about non-asshole Green Day fans? what?
035. What is your opinion on the American Idiot album? HeY
036. Who is your favorite character from the American Idiot "story", and why? fabrizio moretti, totally epic.
037. What is your favorite Green Day member tattoo? List the tattoo(s), who it belongs too, and why it's your favorite. no
038. Any favorite Green Day tv "special" or appearance? Why? no
039. Any favorite Green Day interview? Why? If you can find it online a link will get you bonus points! (maybe... *snicker*) no
040. which member of green day would you most like to see turned into a zombie (or that would make the best zombie.. AND WHY)? billie joe armstrong because i'm sure he'd love all that makeup.
041. How big of a Green Day geek are you REALLY? Do you smile like a maniac when you see them on television? Or watch the same program whenever it gets re-aired even though you've seen it a million times over and probably have it on tape? Do you tape (or download, I guess) every single little thing they appear on? Things like that. Give another example BESIDES THESE. You are offering yourself up to ridicule by the Assholes if it's something we find stupid, so no crying if that happens. Go ahead now... i do not do this.
FUNTIME WITH LISTS!
042. Give us a few reasons per album about why you love it so much, or what makes it stand out to you, ect. Make sure you write something about all of the albums (INTERNATIONAL SUPERHITS DOES NOT COUNT. I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU ADD IT.), because you own them all, right?
1,039 SOSH - 90s
Kerplunk! - good
Dookie - good
Insomniac - ok
Nimrod - good
Warning - i have never heard this
Shenanigans - no
American Idiot - shit
043. Name your favorite music video from each of these albums and why
Dookie - longview
Insomniac - idk
Nimrod - ~*~~*time of your life~*~*~~
Warning - no
American Idiot - holiday
044. Because Kaitlyn and Lint are fucked in the brain: equate each member with an animal/creature (of the night, if you wish)/ect and explain why. (If you use the term sexy beast we will eat your liver in a fondue, don't even think about it.)
Billie; chinchilla
Jason Freese; who is this
Jason White; who is this
Mike; mountain goat
Tre; bear
045. (in no particular order) List your personal top 3 Green Day "locations" you'd like to go to (ie; Christie Road, ect.) and why.
One; billie joe's house
Two; mike whatever's house
Three; tre cool's house
046. What is your favorite song... (you can list up to 3 for each category)
Guitar-wise? american idiot
Bass-wise? american idiot
Drum-wise? american idiot
Vocal-wise? american idiot
Lyric-wise? american idiot
047. And since we can't humiliate you and make you do an interpretive dance to amuse us... What rad present would you buy for our totally awesome moderators? Make it good, loser.
Choady; buttz
Lintsay; is that a typo or your real name LMFAO
Kaitlyn; buttz
YOUR GREEN DAY KNOWLEDGE.
NO CHEATING. WE WILL FIND OUT. AND THEN HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE FILTHY NO GOOD PIECE OF CRAP YOU ARE, YOU DIRTY LIAR.
049. List all REAL NAMES of the bandmembers (including ex-members). Yes, this question is played out, but do we care? No. List them. billie joe armstrong, tre cool, mike whatever
050. Name some Green Day related bands. Extra points if you can name all 4 that I'm thinking of. good charlotte, my chemical romance, hawthorne heights, simple plan (they are all in the same genre)
051. Billie cowrote a song for another band back in the early to mid nineties. Name the song and the band. i am sure he did not only co-write one song.
052. Who was the song "Reject" written about? jack white
053. Who is Ronnie Blake and where is he originally from? i don't care
054. What beverage out of beer bottles does Green Day like best? i don't know
055. Collectively, how many children do the members of Green Day have? 17
056. What is your opinion of Adrienne Armstrong? i am assuming she is billie joe's wife.
057. Name one of the Armstrong family's former felines. (So basically name one of their dead cats). pete doherty
058. Name at least two songs that Billie didn't write the lyrics to, if you know more, list them. the vines - highly evolved and big black - kerosene
059. Explain who the following people are and their relation to Green Day.
Timmy Chunks: roadie
Aaron Cometbus: roadie
Bill Schneider: roadie
Steve Nesser: drug dealer
Horatio Bojangles: hola
FINAL QUESTION.
060. What makes you a Green Day asshole? Why should we pick you?
Don't beg and plead, it makes you look like a pathetic mortal. pathetic mortal? lmao.
EXTRA CREDIT!!!!!
This isn't an application requirement, but for our own personal enjoyment/amusement, this will not effect our votes any way at all... or will it? Dun dun dunnnnnn. ANYWAY...
Your mission: Draw a photo of Green Day on Windows Paint or an equivalent program if you have a Mac or whatever and post it here. (IT MUST BE WINDOWS PAINT. None of those fancy schmancy graphic programs. We fully support the hilarity added to artwork from the amazing shittyness of Windows Paint) You can draw it from a real photo, or a video screen shot, or just make up something... as long as it features all members of the band (or extra members of the band, we may or may not be partial to drawings including them...). Show us your stuff. USE YOUR IMAGINATION, BE CREATIVE!!!!!!!
Post it here: no