Help me out here....

[assholextyrant]

So Im stuck in a problem. My mom calls me from her work today and says the most random thing in the world: "Guess what!? I found a home for our turtle" and I say to myself WHAT THE FUCK?! She told me this lady she works with has 3 little kids that just brought home a box turtle and loved it... BUT! Ive had this turtle since I was about 12. Sure Ive

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[_takeachance]

I wish I could have had a turtle that lived for that long...