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Asshole Applicant
1_. Name: Lizzy
2_. Age:17
3_. Birthday:11-12-86
4_. Gender: Female
5_. Favorite bands: SoCo, taking back sunday, the cure, the clash, lost prophets, cambria and coheed, hatebreed and much more
6_. Hate bands: boy bands, nu-metal, most hard rock, hispanic music (mainly bc all the fuckers in miami play it as loud as they can in their cars and i cant hear my dashboard ocnfeesional over that shit)
7_. Sports/Activites: i DL music, run alot, and write stuff
8_. Hidden talents: i can play jump rope with my arms
9_. Something interesting about you: i cover my insecurities with my flaming hatred for everything
10_. Musical capabilities: i improvise with my acoustic and sing
11_. Favorite lyrics and why: the song :"powder" because alot of my friends and i have suffered with blow
12_. Are you an asshole? Explain: i am one of the most cinical people i know. if you say osmething stupid but u feel really bad about it and wish with ever bit of your being that u didnt say...im the one to make fun of you.
13_. Where did you hear about us?: i put in my interests and u showed up
14_. Why do you want to be in assi9_emo?: cuz i like expressing my opinion and arguing it.
15_. The most evil thing you've ever said to someone and why: simple. i said your mom to OJ simpson's son (tho he is my friend)
16_. A funny childhood memory: i used to ram myself into walls when i was bored
17_. Why did/do you hate high school, if you did/do at all? i hate high school, my high school especially, bc it is full of jappy-ass trie overly dramatic peices of shit. I hate them all but they dont notice bc their too busy fixing their hair and tlaking about their really expensive cars.
18_. Your most favorite thing in the world and why: as un-ass holish as htis is, i like hearing babies laugh. i think its funny
19_. What are your career aspirations? i want to be a jourbnalist for an edgy, in your-face magazine or newspaper
20_. What kind of people do you just want to decapitate? people who hate gay people and black people and jews. as much i hate everything i am not descriminatory at all.
21_. Do you have a job? If so, where do you work?: never had a job...damn proud to be lazy
22_. Have you ever smoked, done drugs or drank alcohol?: any drug that doesnt include needles iv done (just cuz im afraid of needles). i odnt like drinking but i do it.
23_. What's the grossest thing you have ever done? i have eaten live worms.
24_. What kind of shoes do you wear?: mostly flip flops...my logic is, is that its the closest to barefoot i can get without getting weird stares.
25_. What is your sexual preference? (optional): bi
26_. 3 pictures of yourself...don't have any? Draw a picture and/or explain why you don't have any and what you look like. No excuses like "I'm too poor", bitch:
i think this is very self-explanitory
1_. Name: Lizzy
2_. Age:17
3_. Birthday:11-12-86
4_. Gender: Female
5_. Favorite bands: SoCo, taking back sunday, the cure, the clash, lost prophets, cambria and coheed, hatebreed and much more
6_. Hate bands: boy bands, nu-metal, most hard rock, hispanic music (mainly bc all the fuckers in miami play it as loud as they can in their cars and i cant hear my dashboard ocnfeesional over that shit)
7_. Sports/Activites: i DL music, run alot, and write stuff
8_. Hidden talents: i can play jump rope with my arms
9_. Something interesting about you: i cover my insecurities with my flaming hatred for everything
10_. Musical capabilities: i improvise with my acoustic and sing
11_. Favorite lyrics and why: the song :"powder" because alot of my friends and i have suffered with blow
12_. Are you an asshole? Explain: i am one of the most cinical people i know. if you say osmething stupid but u feel really bad about it and wish with ever bit of your being that u didnt say...im the one to make fun of you.
13_. Where did you hear about us?: i put in my interests and u showed up
14_. Why do you want to be in assi9_emo?: cuz i like expressing my opinion and arguing it.
15_. The most evil thing you've ever said to someone and why: simple. i said your mom to OJ simpson's son (tho he is my friend)
16_. A funny childhood memory: i used to ram myself into walls when i was bored
17_. Why did/do you hate high school, if you did/do at all? i hate high school, my high school especially, bc it is full of jappy-ass trie overly dramatic peices of shit. I hate them all but they dont notice bc their too busy fixing their hair and tlaking about their really expensive cars.
18_. Your most favorite thing in the world and why: as un-ass holish as htis is, i like hearing babies laugh. i think its funny
19_. What are your career aspirations? i want to be a jourbnalist for an edgy, in your-face magazine or newspaper
20_. What kind of people do you just want to decapitate? people who hate gay people and black people and jews. as much i hate everything i am not descriminatory at all.
21_. Do you have a job? If so, where do you work?: never had a job...damn proud to be lazy
22_. Have you ever smoked, done drugs or drank alcohol?: any drug that doesnt include needles iv done (just cuz im afraid of needles). i odnt like drinking but i do it.
23_. What's the grossest thing you have ever done? i have eaten live worms.
24_. What kind of shoes do you wear?: mostly flip flops...my logic is, is that its the closest to barefoot i can get without getting weird stares.
25_. What is your sexual preference? (optional): bi
26_. 3 pictures of yourself...don't have any? Draw a picture and/or explain why you don't have any and what you look like. No excuses like "I'm too poor", bitch:
i think this is very self-explanitory