Asshole Applicant
1_. Name: Alex
2_. Age: 14
3_. Birthday: July 11 1990
4_. Gender: Male
5_. Favorite bands: Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, At The Drive-In, The Matches, The Strokes
6_. Hate bands: Yellowcard, Hanson, Good Charlotte, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Random Goth People et cetera et cetera. Mostly Yellowcard though.
7_. Sports/Activites: Track & Field, Cross Country
8_. Hidden talents: ...If I had a hidden talent, it would be hidden, hence my not knowing it.
9_. Something interesting about you: I'm a published poet
10_. Musical capabilities: Piano and Vocals
11_. Favorite lyrics and why: "Don't you feed me lies about some idealistic future, your heart won't heal right if you keep tearing out the sutures." It incorporates two very good policies. One, don't buy into a fake idea that will just OFFER you happiness but never deliver it. Two, you can't keep backtracking to try and erase what has already happened. Just follow it out and let it heal.
12_. Are you an asshole? Explain: Yes, Yes I am. I don't tolerate stupidity at all, even if it is hereditay, and therefore can not tolerate most people in my age group. I think that most people are below me and I enjoy proving it to them. I don't tolerate ignorance and will not hesistate to cut down anyone's opinions that do not perfectly co-incide with mine, whether it be family friends et cetera. I am NOT, however, unwilling to listen to a side of something if it can be backed with proper facts and reason.
13_. Where did you hear about us?: consensualhate
14_. Why do you want to be in assi9_emo?: consensualhate, and I love asshole/bitching communities.
15_. The most evil thing you've ever said to someone and why: I said to my old "best friend" Stop with the suicide attempts. We all know you don't really want to kill yourself and that you're just trying to get attention. It's fucking pathetic and really lame. You're not depressed, please get over yourself. She doesn't like me very much anymore but stopped with the nonsense.
16_. A funny childhood memory: Me eating grass in the backyard.
17_. Why did/do you hate high school, if you did/do at all? Middle School. And yes I loathed it, most teenagers are cunts.
18_. Your most favorite thing in the world and why: My dog, because he never says stupid things and is never a douchebag. He just sits around all day looking adorable.
19_. What are your career aspirations? Music Journalist, I hope to be editor of my own magazine one day.
20_. What kind of people do you just want to decapitate? Oh god, I love this question.
The following:
Hicks
Hippies
Ignorant People
Republicans
Scene people
Most Teenagers
People who drive SUVs
Annoying little girls who bitch at you for moshing at a concert
Hypocrites
Liars
Band bitches
21_. Do you have a job? If so, where do you work?: No job
22_. Have you ever smoked, done drugs or drank alcohol?: I've drank, smoked, and smoked marijuana
23_. What's the grossest thing you have ever done? Kissed my dog when I was 7
24_. What kind of shoes do you wear?: Boots
25_. What is your sexual preference? (optional): Homosexual
26_. 3 pictures of yourself...don't have any? Draw a picture and/or explain why you don't have any and what you look like. No excuses like "I'm too poor", bitch:
Last Words (I'm adding this myself and I don't care): Yeah, the application was somewhat lame. You didn't even ask us any current events questions and there wasn't a whole lot to exericse my assholic qualities on.
That's all. :)