Ugh

[assistant_god]

If I ever have to write essays that inane again, I'll...take a page from Ed's book and hack the person that demanded it so that everything they have is total gibberish. Or something.

But I'm finished my college applications now! Though I still don't know what to major in...And Sam? We'd love to come over for Thanksgiving. ...Do you think we could

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[glowy_brows]

Hm, I want to go back and finish high school. And after hanging out with you and Otto for so long, I think I'd like to attend college for a few years, too.

Only problem is, I'm supposed to be MIA, so ... yeah.

[assistant_god]

I thought you finished high school.

Forged identities are wonderful things.

[glowy_brows]

Ah, actually, I had one more year left. I turned 18 a month after we left Earth, so ... yeah.

Yeah, but still! I want my diploma to have my name on it, not a fake one! *sigh* I don't want my kids to think their dad was a high school drop-out ...

[assistant_god]

Oh.

...I guess my forged name is my name now, for practical purposes.