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[asskicking_101]

So I went to that little party yesterday and I had a good time.... Damn, Sakura, you look good in a wet shirt. In fact, that was pretty much the high point of the night. Or at least, I think it was because it's the only part I really remember. That shit I bought the other day was amazing. Fuckin blueberry hydro? Hell yeah

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[obsessive_pink]

Thank you, hun. *smiles* But I would still prefer it if you didn't pour a beer down my shirt. It really stinks, you know?

[asskicking_101]

But darling. How else would I have gotten your shirt off?

[obsessive_pink]

Try asking me next time, or give me something in return. *sticks her tongue out at him*

[punk_69]

I don't think I can afford a Rolex with my shitty payroll.

Hey man, what happened to finding a real job for yourself?

[asskicking_101]

That's why they're fauxlexes. Shh.

Real jobs don't fit my schedule.

[serpent_allure]

No one in their right mind would be fooled but your insulting fake watches.

[asskicking_101]

Fortunately, most high school students are not in their right minds.

[serpent_allure]

Of course *smirks*

[your_kira]

Abarai-kun, you're going to get caught selling those things, you know. Are you quite sure it's worth the risk?

[asskicking_101]

Try living life a little bit on the wild side, kid.

[your_kira]

Yes well there's wild and then there's illegal. I just worry about you, Renji-kun.

[slysilverfox]

Nothing like a wet girl to bring a man's needs to attention, eh Renji? *grin*

[asskicking_101]

Well, girls don't usually get wet until I've started attending to my needs (or hers).