Omg It took Lyke 13 minutEs To WrItE ThIs I totally havE Lyke No LifE!@!11!

[assleesimpson]

The ABC'S of the world revoling around Ashlee Simpson!!

A is for Ashlee Nicole Simpson also more well known as Asslee, Asslee Simpson, LipSycher or the New generation Milli Vanilli, also see Miss " I always sound like shit because I have Acid Reflux!" A is also for Autobiography in which I would REALLY love to get from Ashlee, and no not the one

Comments

[skellington069]

A quarter? No no no asslee, a quarter to buy your CD on eBay is...fifty cents too much.

[urlilhoss]

FUCK YOU!! YOU HAVE NO LIFE IF YOU MAKE UP SHIT AB THAT!! THAT MEANS UR JEALOUS BITCCH!

[unheardcry]

Telling her that just makes her win. God. You should get a life.

[skellington069]

Jealous? Jealous of what? What in the world, nay, the UNIVERSE, could anyone envy about Ashlee? The raspy voice Ashlee has which makes her sound like an 80 year old chain smoker? The dopey smile that makes her seem like she's smoking crack 24/7? Or perhaps Ashlee's giant nose that can be seen from Pluto? Whatever. Judging by the fact that you can't spell (seriously, who can't spell the word "bitch?" Sound it out with me dumbass, B-I-T-C-H), you're probably just a 12 year old girl that believes whatever MTV says is cool, and Ashlee is probably your idol. Hey, guess what? Daddy's calling. He needs his dick sucked. Hey, you so whatever Ashlee does, right?

[_emotionsrundry]

someone who gets it.
THANK FUCKING GOD.