I am not dead.

[assortedhodown]

Today I told someone to "butt my scratch." I have a horrible, hacking, mucosal cough that sounds like a beast is escaping from my chest. A dog puked orange-colored vomit on my car yesterday, and even the car wash wouldn't get it off. I feel like eating jalapenos even though I have no sense of taste right now. Long Beach police officers remind me

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[raycek]

My god we miss you so much!!

[assortedhodown]

lol, that's not nader. that's vince mcmahom from the wwe. and he's on my kitchen floor.