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Jul 25, 2003 15:52

Dear Julie's Ass,

Are you available for corporate motivational seminars?

Sincerely,
Aaron Switchblade
Ballard, USA

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fisticuffs July 25 2003, 16:00:14 UTC
Dear Mr. Switchblade,

Here's an idea. Corporate motivational seminars are for pussies. I'm not here to motivate. I'm here to give ideas. There's a difference, a fine line like the one between stupid and clever.

If I were available for such things, I'd charge a lot of money and would require a lot of beer. I get stage fright.

Thanks for the question!

Your Friend,
J.A.

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nefarious July 25 2003, 18:02:57 UTC
Dear Mr. Switchblade,

Firstly, thank you for your letter. Also firstly, As Julie's Ass's Ass-istant I feel compelled to stab you with the mechanical pencil of death, verbally. Do you think Julie's Ass whores itself out to a bunch of overeducated uninteresting white collar suburbanite soccer dads by the hour to improve morale?

Julie's Ass is epoch making. It is a living legend in our midst. IT IS NOT HERE FOR THE PROLES.

Please write us again soon!
Tonly Fling, deputy Ass-istant

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