Here's an idea. Corporate motivational seminars are for pussies. I'm not here to motivate. I'm here to give ideas. There's a difference, a fine line like the one between stupid and clever.
If I were available for such things, I'd charge a lot of money and would require a lot of beer. I get stage fright.
Firstly, thank you for your letter. Also firstly, As Julie's Ass's Ass-istant I feel compelled to stab you with the mechanical pencil of death, verbally. Do you think Julie's Ass whores itself out to a bunch of overeducated uninteresting white collar suburbanite soccer dads by the hour to improve morale?
Julie's Ass is epoch making. It is a living legend in our midst. IT IS NOT HERE FOR THE PROLES.
Please write us again soon! Tonly Fling, deputy Ass-istant
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Here's an idea. Corporate motivational seminars are for pussies. I'm not here to motivate. I'm here to give ideas. There's a difference, a fine line like the one between stupid and clever.
If I were available for such things, I'd charge a lot of money and would require a lot of beer. I get stage fright.
Thanks for the question!
Your Friend,
J.A.
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Firstly, thank you for your letter. Also firstly, As Julie's Ass's Ass-istant I feel compelled to stab you with the mechanical pencil of death, verbally. Do you think Julie's Ass whores itself out to a bunch of overeducated uninteresting white collar suburbanite soccer dads by the hour to improve morale?
Julie's Ass is epoch making. It is a living legend in our midst. IT IS NOT HERE FOR THE PROLES.
Please write us again soon!
Tonly Fling, deputy Ass-istant
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