believe it or not!!!

[assuck]

the onion sucks a dick.

i had my first day of interning there. it was a five hour shift and i would be hard-pressed to say i worked for over a half hour. they had NOTHING for me to do!!!

and it's unpaid, so that doesn't rule. and it's all less-than-bitch work!!!

i'm going to quit, i think. see ya later onion!

Comments

[devora_meira]

that sucks!!! At least it'll look good on your resume. And I'm suuuure it'll get better! Good times.

[mellotron]

matt, are you going to any shows that we could see each other at ... or do you want to hang out sometime? are you in naperville or evanston?

[xlauraxrpx]

Noooooo don't quit! You're crushing MY dreams.

Onions make good food

[raoulism]

Hey grandma!
I'm glad your summer plans are smoking your dubie, just watch out for the cigar lighting on fire due to it being made of Confederate money. If they try to make you sell those for the Onion, just hurl real onions at them like we did in the olden days.
Always,
RAoul, aka Queen of the Universe, aka James Foley

P.S.. . .i might need to help my thinning hair, what should i use?

Internships...can't enjoy 'em, can't get paid to do them

[quorumcall]

This sounds surprisingly like a Senate internship. But hey, you're there for the experience, right? There's got to be opportunities afforded to you there that you can't get elsewhere.

-David R, the sub-bitch senate intern.