Running down in the up lane
Scene: Our Hero, Dani, and... Conor. Bored out of their minds on a Monday night, when suddenly conflict breaks out (obviously caused by Conor.)
Who knows what could happen?
Dani: >:o <--- ::eats a chunk out of Conor's head::
Conor: ::Conor's head grows back::
Dani: wierdo
Dani: but that was quite a tasty chunk of head.
Dani: ::bites off another chunk::
Conor: ::Conor decides to dodge this time. and does so::
Dani: hahahaha ::takes off foot and beats conor savagely with his own limb::
Conor: ::hops on one foot clutching shin::
Conor: ::Conor Hops away surprisingly quickly for a man with one foot and escapes up a large tree!::
Dani: ::satisfied, dani falls asleep where she stands::
Conor: ::Conor steals his foot back and begins throwing Cucumbers at Dani. Chased by the occasional Zuchini::
Dani: ::dani takes sleeping pills and Zuchinis and cucumbers go unnoticed::
Conor: ::Conor ties her to A Pillar at Pioneer square and places a placard reading "SHE VOTED FOR BUSH" and lets nature, and the mob, take it's course::
Dani: ::Dani bites through the rope and climbs up to the top of the pillar to continue sleeping::
Dani: haha, i can just imagine how our fights might have ended up if we'd stayed together a few decades. lol.
Conor: psha
Conor: they'ed be so ridiculous that we wouldn't get anywhere cause we'ed be laughing so hard
Conor: that and you fall asleep
Dani: pretty much.
Dani: i think it's a tall thing.
Conor: falling asleep?
Dani: no, recockulous fights. and silliness.
Conor: no.
Conor: not ruining that beautiful beautiful word
Dani: cock?
Conor: I'll sick yoda on your ass!
Now, imagine that played out by an old married couple. lol. ::bows::
Who knows what could happen?
Dani: >:o <--- ::eats a chunk out of Conor's head::
Conor: ::Conor's head grows back::
Dani: wierdo
Dani: but that was quite a tasty chunk of head.
Dani: ::bites off another chunk::
Conor: ::Conor decides to dodge this time. and does so::
Dani: hahahaha ::takes off foot and beats conor savagely with his own limb::
Conor: ::hops on one foot clutching shin::
Conor: ::Conor Hops away surprisingly quickly for a man with one foot and escapes up a large tree!::
Dani: ::satisfied, dani falls asleep where she stands::
Conor: ::Conor steals his foot back and begins throwing Cucumbers at Dani. Chased by the occasional Zuchini::
Dani: ::dani takes sleeping pills and Zuchinis and cucumbers go unnoticed::
Conor: ::Conor ties her to A Pillar at Pioneer square and places a placard reading "SHE VOTED FOR BUSH" and lets nature, and the mob, take it's course::
Dani: ::Dani bites through the rope and climbs up to the top of the pillar to continue sleeping::
Dani: haha, i can just imagine how our fights might have ended up if we'd stayed together a few decades. lol.
Conor: psha
Conor: they'ed be so ridiculous that we wouldn't get anywhere cause we'ed be laughing so hard
Conor: that and you fall asleep
Dani: pretty much.
Dani: i think it's a tall thing.
Conor: falling asleep?
Dani: no, recockulous fights. and silliness.
Conor: no.
Conor: not ruining that beautiful beautiful word
Dani: cock?
Conor: I'll sick yoda on your ass!
Now, imagine that played out by an old married couple. lol. ::bows::