In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Have at least one orgasm per hour.

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"Damn you co-ed sleepovers ( Read more... )

Christ on a stick, my head feels like it might explode from the smell of henna and hair dye that I've been inhaling all day. But I'm now a redhead. And I'm going to go get some pain killers and go to sleep.

PS Cold Mountain is a really fucking bad movie. But it's got a great sex scene with Nicole Kidman and Jude Law, and he's got a fantastic body.

Christmas morning is fun. eventually today I need to go over to my Dad's house, but I'm feeling very lethargic from last night's dinner.

mmmmm.... new bed stuff. I'm going back to sleep.

Emma's cookie party last night was great. I painted cookies and ate cookies, and then we watched Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, and I realized how dirty it was. example: sit on santas lap and kiss him, he'll give you toys! We also hung out on Emma's bed. It was awesome seeing everyone, it made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. that also might have ( Read more... )

fuck. I'm so pissed. I swear, I expected my computer to spaz and not let me update, so I typed out the whole thing, copied it, pressed update, it spazzed, I opened a new window, clicked paste, and somehow it wasn't there. that definitely ruined the last 20 minutes of my life. the entry was long. about how I met a crazy Jewish guy from Chicago today ( Read more... )

Cindy asked me to design some dresses for her. W00t! First official task of my God-job. I'm going to die from ecstasy. I know, you may in fact think I'm overreacting, but...

Ooh! I feel so good like I knew I would! Ooh! I feel sooooo good!!! (costumer style)

That, and, I'm not. At all.

it's finally winter break. it's going to be over in two days, i just know it. hehe, the disadvantage of being committed to trying to live in every moment is that these things creep up on you. or maybe it's an advantage. it's a pleasant surprise. just unexpected ( Read more... )

I saw a woman on the bus today. She was a goddess. I wanted to just get on my knees and pray to her, or at very least tell her she was stunning and in all ways beautiful, but instead i just watched her walk by me. I'm pretty sure it was consience that stopped me. you know, that little slice of love for society in me? The rest of my brain and body ( Read more... )

my devil is much more demonic. And doesn't molest children.


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