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Hi. I am a jewelry/beauty wench at Kohls. I hate my job (tbe). Today has provoked my first post because of the mass influx of every whitetrash, low class idiot in the greater buffalo region.
1) man calls about a ring he had sized and that "it had better be there" because he "needed it for christmas". This man has a very distinctive voice and I realize immediatly that he had infact placed his order after december 8th, thus No Dice. When I tell him this he starts yelling at me that this is outrageous because what is he going to do for christmas. Like I fucking care. We told him several times. WROTE IT on his copy of the order and had him sign it. Jack ass.
2) Don't lean close to my face when you have obviously not brushed your teeth in about 3 days. ew.
3) don't touch me. Not even on my arm.
4) don't let your little kid run around the jewelry bay and then get mad when I tell him "honey its not good for you to be back here". If precious little junior fuck face decides to eat an earring (which yes, they are on the floor, and the register and everywhere) I will get my ass handed to me by my manager and probably be fired.
5) If I say we don't have it. We don't have it. No not even for youuuuuuuuu *in stupid bambi voice*. Not in the back. No I'm not hiding it. And don't you dare fucking accuse me of being too lazy to look, you think you're the first person who's fucking asked?
6) If I ask you if you need anything else today, Do not, under any circumstances, say "your phone number". This will get you a very nasty glare and a less willing to help jewelry wench.
7) just because we say the customer is always right. doesnt mean the customer is always right. If you're trying to return makeup that you've used over 75% of...we wont exchange it or give you your money back. In fact I when you say the customer is always right, I will say "and it looks like the customer has used all of this. Sorry, we can't let you abuse our generous return policy".
8)To the lady who smelled so bad I had to wash my counter 3 times and my coworkers and customers were still complaining. Fucking shower. How do you smell so bad you leave an odor on a glass surface?
9)If you ask to speak to a manager over the phone, instead of getting a manager, I will get a coworker. Who is probably more competent than our brain dead managers.
10) if you think you can take more than one thing out of the case, you can't. You just can't.
11) no you can not take two different diamond earrings and make "your pair" of earring. (YES YOU SALVINA! We know your name know and everybody at jewelry knows who you are)
12) We tell you we won't exchange or return rings once they have been sized. It says it on the form. We say it when you purchase it. If you think you can scam me because I look young. You cant. Try one of the stupid new girls.
13) this final one is to my co-worker, having an inventory copy of the receipt does not mean we'll replace the jewelry if you lose it. It means we'll replace the receipt if you misplace it. Who would replace jewelry if you happened to "lose" it. Thats what insurance is for...retards.
1) man calls about a ring he had sized and that "it had better be there" because he "needed it for christmas". This man has a very distinctive voice and I realize immediatly that he had infact placed his order after december 8th, thus No Dice. When I tell him this he starts yelling at me that this is outrageous because what is he going to do for christmas. Like I fucking care. We told him several times. WROTE IT on his copy of the order and had him sign it. Jack ass.
2) Don't lean close to my face when you have obviously not brushed your teeth in about 3 days. ew.
3) don't touch me. Not even on my arm.
4) don't let your little kid run around the jewelry bay and then get mad when I tell him "honey its not good for you to be back here". If precious little junior fuck face decides to eat an earring (which yes, they are on the floor, and the register and everywhere) I will get my ass handed to me by my manager and probably be fired.
5) If I say we don't have it. We don't have it. No not even for youuuuuuuuu *in stupid bambi voice*. Not in the back. No I'm not hiding it. And don't you dare fucking accuse me of being too lazy to look, you think you're the first person who's fucking asked?
6) If I ask you if you need anything else today, Do not, under any circumstances, say "your phone number". This will get you a very nasty glare and a less willing to help jewelry wench.
7) just because we say the customer is always right. doesnt mean the customer is always right. If you're trying to return makeup that you've used over 75% of...we wont exchange it or give you your money back. In fact I when you say the customer is always right, I will say "and it looks like the customer has used all of this. Sorry, we can't let you abuse our generous return policy".
8)To the lady who smelled so bad I had to wash my counter 3 times and my coworkers and customers were still complaining. Fucking shower. How do you smell so bad you leave an odor on a glass surface?
9)If you ask to speak to a manager over the phone, instead of getting a manager, I will get a coworker. Who is probably more competent than our brain dead managers.
10) if you think you can take more than one thing out of the case, you can't. You just can't.
11) no you can not take two different diamond earrings and make "your pair" of earring. (YES YOU SALVINA! We know your name know and everybody at jewelry knows who you are)
12) We tell you we won't exchange or return rings once they have been sized. It says it on the form. We say it when you purchase it. If you think you can scam me because I look young. You cant. Try one of the stupid new girls.
13) this final one is to my co-worker, having an inventory copy of the receipt does not mean we'll replace the jewelry if you lose it. It means we'll replace the receipt if you misplace it. Who would replace jewelry if you happened to "lose" it. Thats what insurance is for...retards.