Party hats and drinks all around!darkelfprincessNovember 21 2003, 18:14:09 UTC
Hey, guess what? Yesterday was your birthday Hammy! And you didn't post anything, so I'm gonna post here even though I have no real comment for the post above. Anyway, YOU'RE OLD!!!! Do you know how old you are in hampster years? Far beyond ancient, my friend. Is your hair falling out yet? Are you experiencing loss of hearing and/or vision, lethargy, cravings for weird foods, contracting of the vertebrae, memory loss, bleeding, bursting into random song, arthritis, trouble breathing, or general discomfort? No? Good. I guess you have another year before that then. I hope you had fun whatever you did (and no, I don't need details). To celebrate your birthday, I will sing you a song: "This is your birthday song, it isn't very long..." *claps* You're welcome. I'd send you a present, but I don't know your address and I don't know if FedEx would accept boxes that breathe and/or leak....hmmmm. I'll just have to come up with something special for Christmas. Heh. I think the demon llamas will help me. Happy Birthday and talk to you soon!
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I hope you had fun whatever you did (and no, I don't need details). To celebrate your birthday, I will sing you a song:
"This is your birthday song, it isn't very long..." *claps*
You're welcome. I'd send you a present, but I don't know your address and I don't know if FedEx would accept boxes that breathe and/or leak....hmmmm. I'll just have to come up with something special for Christmas. Heh. I think the demon llamas will help me. Happy Birthday and talk to you soon!
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