HOLY CRAP! MY ACCOUNT STILL EXISTS!

[aster256]

First thing I see when logging in is ....   Last post updated 116 weeks ago

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[zugrian]

If Devin is still around/too complacent to move out, he is a built in babysitter. Not a good babysitter, mind you, but...

So, are you getting to miss out on a couple of months of morning sickness, you lucky dog?

By the way, there was talk of having a Devin graduated college party a month or so ago that never happened. If you're up for something like that & Dev ever stops ditching us every weekend let me or Twitch know.

[rsangel]

No offense Dev...but I wouldnt leave my baby alone with you!!! I dont want my baby to be scarred that early in life. Besides I am the mother and it is my duty/honor to get to do most of the scarring.

[mythrilwyrm]

Fine. But I get to do some psychological damage once the kid hits his or her teens. What else are family friends for?

[rsangel]

If it isa boy fine, but if we have a girl you will need to stay a minimum of 5 miles away from her at all times!!! No tongueing milk bottles in front of my daughter!

[mythrilwyrm]

The way I see it, you'll have ten children, only one of whom won't have fur.

[rsangel]

12 if you still live with us...