Comments | asterphage: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME

asterphage

SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME

Jan 26, 2007 14:26

I WENT TO GET A GLASS OF DR PEPPER FROM THE KITCHEN AND IT WAS ALL SHAKEN UP, WHO WOULD DO THAT

Corroplast: your roommate
Corroplast: this is part of why i don't drink that stuff
asterphage: he isn't even home!
asterphage: if he WAS in the living room with his laptop watching some old movie on tv like every other day, i'd be like YOU BASTARD
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ahvia January 26 2007, 21:46:14 UTC

ghosts

asterphage January 27 2007, 05:06:49 UTC

oh that's right i forgot there are ghosts

erinfinnegan January 27 2007, 00:06:38 UTC

Months of silence on your journal... now this.

Brilliant!!

asterphage January 27 2007, 05:09:28 UTC

Aw, it's never been months.

thelastsong January 27 2007, 00:43:29 UTC

THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER. Dr. Pepper... T_T

asterphage January 27 2007, 05:10:19 UTC

HOW COULD YOU DR PEPPER! BUT YOU SWORE AN OATH TO DO NO HARM

codename_pillow January 28 2007, 06:21:15 UTC

It was Mr. Pibb. He dropped out of law school too early and went into the pop business, and was always jealous of the doctor's achievements.