Bits:

[asthehawkflies]

Learnings of the past few days:

I am happier when my room is not only picked up, but clean.

Peter Falk has one glass eye.

The idea of one wooden eye is hysterical.

4,000 books do not fit on 3 shelves.

Somehow Sara can only call me when I am unavailable, and likewise.

I am a fuddy-duddy.

In other news, I rearranged all

Comments

[floydpepper]

"Ahem, sir, do I have a splinter in my eye?"

[inspectorzutto]

"So it wood seem!"

[floydpepper]

"Can you ce'dar, it is gone yet?"

[asthehawkflies]

"I elm appalled at your terrible jokes and feel that I must leaf."