I thought these were funny, so I decided to post them

[asthenia182]

The comedian Mitch Hedberg died today. Here are some funny quotes that I found and felt like posting. They are really funny

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[le_brief]

they were pretty funny. i didnt read them all though.
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[akilling_memory]

"Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stickulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them."
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
haha that's so us.
it's like he knows what we've been thinking all along.
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