Oh, she's done it.
My grandma is crazy, she hallucinates, she does all of this stuff, and tonight she called the cops and said that we lived in a crack house.
That's fucking great.
There is an officer at my house now, at 2am.
Fuck this, she's in there crying.
Good God, please help us.

I'll call you tomorrow, Sir.

Ok last night I hung out wtih some friends and we got 40s, got drunk, blah, we parked my Jeep at a park, it was on the curb/grass, and we were walking around trying to go to someone's house but we were drunk & going to wrong way. When we realized which way we had to go, we noticed a cop was at my jeep with a flashlight, shining his light into it ( Read more... )

you fucking whore...

i went to work, it was nice ( Read more... )

give your heart to me or this bullet will fucking destroy it ( Read more... )

Today I got paid. $320 ( Read more... )

i am changing my journal to friends only.
i don't want anyone to spy on my private life thru my livejournal, like a few certain PARENTS.

oh dustin, i heart you, dear.

I'm vain, egotistical, narcissistic, self-absorbed & I'm also a self-lover.

Do you see it?

I'm also cynical.

Do you get it?

I'm my own critic.

real beer is gross.

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