limited edition chocolate. mint yorkies. sexuallllllllllll

i appear to have broken my back. tis truly painful. i have to go to a two hour meeting this afternoon entitled "focus on the future". what a load of arse. the future i am focusing today is this evening- getting very drunk in a very revealing sparkly top. yessssss ( Read more... )

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raaaaaaaaaah i have had guinnessssssssssssss

I HAVE THE TAKE THAT CHAPS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT COST ME £1.70. WE CAN WATCH IT WHEN YOU COME AND VISIT! are you still coming for vekage?

i have rather extravagantly bought myself a mini bottle of champagne to keep me company tonight (if indeed m is in london). champagne, chocolate and fame academy. get innnnnn.

at this point in time, i know not whether marianne has gone to the london or not. i am making a huge pan of chilli tonight. i dont know if i have a big enough pan. i may have to buy one at lunch. then tomorrow we shall feast on it with doritos and rice. yummmm. i am becoming a bit of a culinary whizz. my new dish is baked cod with avocado, ( Read more... )

why am i in work so early?
i have a new phone. same number. huzzah. i think i have everyone's number.

my phone is currently out of action after i put it in the washing machine this morning. can you say d o z y c u n t.

mcfly flavoured crisps.

wooo i have made it through to lunch time. last night was funnnn. found (evil) beaumont, watched the bravery, passed us up some big ones, dressing rooms, Hard-Fi, beers. We imparted some local info- the only place to go on a wednesday is Snobs. Or Snogs as the lovely keyboarder called it, which is a much better name, works better in a hot new york ( Read more... )