brilliant.

[astimegoesby]

I was just scratching the inside of my ear for the last 10 minutes, because I thought I was picking out earwax.

and now it really really really aches

Comments

[destradobsidian]

didn't your fifth grade science teacher ever tell you to not put anything bigger than your elbow to your ear? :P

i'm bright too

[distancedeath]

i was just studying redox and i put aluminum foil on top of one of my fillings and bit down really hard and OH FUCK PENIS SHIT!

[asleagetsthiner]

you will get an ear infection and die.

-fortune cookie times.

[me_x3]

did you just close your lj?