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ileviyou December 26 2005, 19:34:43 UTC
OH MY GOD YOU SET MY PUPPY ON FIRE

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IVE BEEN GOOD. ileviyou December 26 2005, 19:35:36 UTC

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AGAIN! ileviyou December 26 2005, 19:37:23 UTC
Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In April I helped [info] yayfuzzyslipper hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to [info] sunsetcolours in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (114 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
ileviyou

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and even when i ruled asscrackistan! ileviyou December 26 2005, 19:38:48 UTC
This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [info] socialgrit's purse (30 points). In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I gave [info] sunsetcolours a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I bought porn for [info] tropicalfishy (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (314 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
ileviyou

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Re: and even when i ruled asscrackistan! astimegoesby December 27 2005, 03:50:19 UTC
yeah, wtf. dictators don't deserve lego sets!

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heehee GENOCIDE ileviyou December 26 2005, 19:39:47 UTC
Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info] sunsetcolours (-5000 points). Last Friday I gave [info] pearliemoon a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for [info] normallife (-10 points). In April I set [info] destradobsidian's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to [info] tooby in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4786 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
ileviyou

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Re: heehee GENOCIDE astimegoesby December 27 2005, 03:49:55 UTC
awwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

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