This Ain't Seaworld, This Is Real As It Gets

[astormisbrewing]

Title: This Ain’t Seaworld, This Is Real As It Gets.
Genre: Pirate?
Pairing: MiMin, One-sided KyuMin, QMiMin
Rating: PG13
Summary: After a mission gone bad, Sungmin is caught out in the middle of the ocean, with nothing but a life vest for company. It does nothing for his pride that he ends up being rescued by a rich runaway that doesn’t know the

Comments

[icerose1224]

ahh. this is just so cute~ QMIMIN FTW. and i agree SO MUCH. kyu does not top in the qmimin thing. i refuse to think so. :| sungmin is a martial artist who's hella badass like you said. and yeah, mi is too fierce. [s]is it too much of me to ask you to write qmiminsmuttoprovethatkyudoesnttop?[/s] xDDDDDDD

thanks for writing this! it was really cute~

[astormisbrewing]

Thanks you for reading. :) Kyu can try to top, and I'm sure they let him think he succeeds, the poor boy.

But . . . ;A; smut would break me I'm still only writing fail little bits of romance here and there and I don't think I'm even very good at that.

[lyuna]

ROFL TASTELESS RAMEN, I LOVE YOU XD

Actually I love you for this in general, cos it's plain awesome XD sequel please?

“I’m sure we can think of better uses for you,” Sungmin said, managing to catch his breath, but no where near capable of containing the grin that spread across his features
Oh, I can just imagine all too well what those "better uses" are 8D

[astormisbrewing]

I was thinking of all of these wonderful puns after 'Swab the deck.' Though I'm sure they'd want Kyu on his knees as often as possible. His is the only pirate booty they're after. >.> I am lame.

:) But I'm glad you liked it.

Nononononononononononononononononono I have to finish the sequel to Why Mimes Don't Wear Stilettos and then all of my papers and then I will be stuck in New Mexico FOREVER and I don't know if writing will ever happen. Why do you put these thoughts in my head? T.T

[lyuna]

Even if you don't write it, those mental images will get me safely through the night 8D reminds me to go through my ON HIS KNEES Kyu folder again.

Obviously kinky QMiMin is more important than paper writing and getting stuck in New Mexico (goes to google that) and other fic, yo. Especially if it involves Kyu on his knees. Yes, in that way

[astormisbrewing]

You have a folder for that? *is behind times* I'm lucky if I get a chance to make sure all my macros are in the place labled 'macros'. :( And I lost my Crows Zero smut. DDDDDX

It has crossed my mind to forget about archaeology and just become a professional fanfiction writer. This usually happens when I have to stay up long nights staring at words I should know but no longer understand in long papers that are due the next day. New Mexico is full of sunshine and dirt and old things and they're going to put us in tents and tell us to dig them up and make us get up early and it's all going to be very rewarding once it's over and I have my degree but I just had to go to one of the only schools in the country that requires field school. I'll be thankful for it one day. I promise I will. But for now I'm going to whine and complain about it.

[lady_hanaka]

Even if my comment is not first, I am contented with the fact that I was the first to read it.

If you didn't play your gameboy so often I'm sure you'd be able to actually catch some fish, Kyu, But you caught yourself some MiMin and I'd agree in saying that's much better than some fish. Nom Nom Nom. >.>

[lady_hanaka]

You know who else are like the pirates who don't do anything? The F4. We rock it.

[astormisbrewing]

We rock it so much. And we are, because, dag nabbit, Zhou Mi does look good in leggings, I'd bet. >.>

[lady_hanaka]

Hahahaha, indeed, indeed.

[teukiesu]

OH MY GOD I found someone who ships (or at least) writes MiMin besides me, lol. this causes for a celebration!

urgh your authors note made me want to cringe because i just cannot CANNOT imagine sungmin topping absolutely anybody. omg the horror

anyways, spotting & reading

[teukiesu]

oh god I fricken love Sungmin. I can imagine some 5'6" little baby-faced pirate going around and bossing people around, omg, sungminnnnn why so... ugh I don't even know a word for it. AMAZING?

better uses? ;___;

and then just think kyu tied down on a bed, sungmin riding him and OMG

sequel? ♥♥♥♥

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[astormisbrewing]

Lol, ok, we all have preferences. XD 'Why so amazing' sounds about right. I like getting out of the traditional pairings, anyways. It makes things more interesting that way even if I love me some Hanchul Kangteuk ok anything well written

Sungmin would be a perfect pirate. I think he already might be. Kibum has all the drug cartels in the Americas and Sungmin owns the Asian crime syndicates And Heechul owns the world, so it's all good.

lol, well, I can't say that isn't an attractive option itself, but it still implies Sungmin being the one very much in control.

I don't think I'll write a sequel to this, but now that I've figured out how to write longer fics, I guess that means I have to write something multi-chaptered now?

[teukiesu]

Sungmin is always amazing, though. ;D

MiMin is my #2 ship - #1 is KyuMin, ofc (like, what else?) tied with HyukHae & YeWon. c: hanchul♥♥♥♥ goodfics FTW

LMAO Heechul owns the world. So true.

Bottoming from the top ftw

I can't write longer fics, so kudos to you. xD My longest chapter fic was like 40 chapters, but only 40k words. -sulks-

[rayneweather]

I saw the link to Miracle first and I had to laugh because I totally got the song. I've got kids, go figure. Honestly, I have a hard time picturing any of those 3 bottoming. They're all WAY too dominant, imho. Maybe they would just take turns. Anywho, I loved your story. Of *course* they would all have collectible wines in the middle of the ocean, it wouldn't be civilized without it. And Mimi dressed like a senior citizen in Florida with the addition of some fire power is just beyond epic.

You know, one of these days Sungmin really *is* going to kill Zhou Mi. Yeah right, who am I kidding. :-P

[astormisbrewing]

:D Veggie Tales wasn't exactly my childhood, but I have nieces and nephews and a preacher grandpa, and my roommates never stop listening to it. So it just became the thing I listen to . . .

The unknown aspect is what makes half the fun. You don't have to back any of them into a box.

Mimi could work it. You know he could. And he could somehow make that ensemble tasteful. And terrifying. You would mess with someone who looked like that, because there's no way the person isn't just a little off their rocker.

XD Thanks for reading.