Retreat Means 'Run Away While You Still Can'

[astormisbrewing]

Title: Retreat Means 'Run Away While You Still Can'
Genre: Humor, fluff
Pairing: Kihyuk
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The sexual connotations of parallel parking. Kibum accompanies his boyfriend on a company leadership retreat, but he should have known what he was getting into before they eve packed their bags

Comments

[cereal_strawz]

My thoughts upon reading:

'Hmm.... Stormy does that when she drives...
Uggh, she does that too...
And that...'

I'm glad you're aware though. Just know that we still love you.
Not the same way Kibum loves Eunhyuk, but I would hope you already know that...

<3

[astormisbrewing]

The first way to solving a problem is admitting you have one. I like to think I've a good person, focused on self-improvement . . . but at least Eunhyuk doesn't cuss people out.

That, and you write what you know. Not that I've been on a tropical beach resort, or even a Pusan resort vacation with Kibummie. But I do drive a lot. And I watch people while they drive. So I know. I KNOW. Everyone on the road is out to get you. He's right to be cautious.

[lady_hanaka]

yes, we matches Stormy, but in a very different way than the way Kibum loves Eunhyuk.

...there were so many inside jokes in this one. I loved it. Those damn big ass trucks!

[astormisbrewing]

You both mention this 'just not in the way Kibum loves Eunhyuk.' Are you saying I'm not good enough?! *cries forever*

What is live without big ass trucks?

[lady_hanaka]

is that...crazy running man as your icon? I approve. That is why I matches you.

...do you want me to think about sex with you while your parallel park a car? And that was a rhetorical question. XP

[astormisbrewing]

Crazy Running Man is perfect and I adore him.

Since that is a rhetorical question I'm not even sure it deserves an answer. The only thing I want you to think about when I parallel park is what possessed me to try it in the first place. I'm good, but I'm not that good.

[catherine_leite]

lol at the sexual innuendos.... hyukjae was one of those stupidly safe drivers.
I love kibum

[astormisbrewing]

Ah, I love Kibum, too. But we can share.

Thanks for reading!

!

[sujuhappiness]

lol at the parallel parking^^ haha... this is an incredibly common occurrence and it brings back memories of when I first got my permit... WHen I lived in California just imagining myself parking like that gave me the hives because I tried once and right about hit both cars...lol But now in Mexico it's the only type of parking I am able to find...so therefore I've become pro^^

Love it! I'm looking forward to the whole week of Kihyuk!

Re: !

[astormisbrewing]

Oh, Parallel Parking . . . But I'm glad you've learned to win at it now. :D

Thanks for reading! Next fic for the week is up . . . and, uh, it's a lot darker.

[amaelamin_]

hahah is this fic more about yourself than the characters?

[astormisbrewing]

I wish it was myself. >.> Then I'd be good at math, be able to parallel park, and have Kibum all to myself. But I don't see a problem with using personal experience when it's relevant. The theme was 'the sexual connotations of parallel parking,' and parallel parking just happens to be in league with Chemistry to ruin my life. >.>

[amaelamin_]

ahh i thought we were getting a peek into the part of your life that is driving and car-related. and see, parallel parking is one reason i will never bother to get a driver's license. it just brings more trouble than good.

[astormisbrewing]

DX It does. But you can't get anywhere in America without one.