for serious now my drinking is going to chillax. hold me to it. and by hold me to it i mean ill hold myself to it.
i would say the only success that came from last night were the pictures.
that works for me.

here is proof you had a good party ( Read more... )

1: Open your iTunes or other lesser MP3 player. (Fuck Winamp ( Read more... )

1. i really have to brush my teeth ( Read more... )

Thanksgiving can be summed up in these pictures. Ok?

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Favorite book.

Unfortunately, I was in the maine mall yesterday. Fortunately, I had the pleasure of almost being attacked by a 15 year old boy. He started coming towards me, starring at my genital region. Or maybe at my shoes. Then, just as he was about to pounce, his brother pulled him back saying, No, no. I walked away, slightly upset, mainly curious.

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dfkljsdfjlkasejrl I love the artist who did my icon picture. dskfljsdljfl;s happy and going home bye happy stupid slaughter day!

FAQ #9340- I recieved an email this morning from my brother that was sent to everyone in the family. I haven't really spoken to him recently, but turns out he is engaged! Her name is Jenna, 22, has a child, and the only thing I have heard about her was when he was saying that she was crazy (I'm not exaggerating, unfortunately). Also, she threw my ( Read more... )